Cami Secret

0

Cami Secret Boob Apron – Parody

“http://Lybio.net
The Accurate Source To Find Transcript To Cami Secret Boob Apron – Parody.”

[Cami Secret Boob Apron – Parody]

[Cami Secret – Custom Cleavage]

[Cami Secret Parody] Source: LYBIO.net
Let’s face it. Boobs are the greatest thing ever. Right now, this guy has an office boner, for some reason women keep trying to cover their lady prizes up. Sometimes they even wear undershirts, which is a real fuckin buzzkill. Well, now some asshole has invented this new Boob Apron, which is like a piece of a shirt that women attach to their bras, so they can feel like they are wearing an undershirt when it’s really just a boner killing titkerchief.

If you wear a Boob Apron, then you can look like a librarian, a receptionist, or some one who’s allergic to parties. Why wear an undershirt when it gives you breast-wedgie? And Boob Aprons are even worse. Oh! Look I’m pretending to work. For some reason, a guy telling a girl, she has nice hooters is bad, but Boob Apron takes all the fun out of a date in no time. Nice white wine, Dick.

Boob Apron has fancy fabrics and was made by slave children overseas, which makes wearing Boob Apron worse, because now you support slavery. Life sucks enough as it is. And at times, getting a peak of cleavage is all men have to look forward too.

Why would anybody invent something to ruin a man’s happiness and take away his dreams? Regardless of what fucking color is this dream robber comes in. This is America where we’re supposed to make dreams come true, not take them away with a fucking fun bag napkin. Wouldn’t this fake job be better if these girls could see each others cleavage and kiss? Isn’t life all about being proud of the gifts God gave you? Because believe me, if guys had boobs, we’d only leave the house to show them off.

[Cami Secret Parody] Source: LYBIO.net
Oh! Look it’s the white wine Dick head again, fag. Hey, hop on the phone now and you can double the buzzkill factor and get twice as many Boob Aprons as before for the same price. Whoop-de-fuckin doo! Yeah, just order a tall stack of these blue-ballers and ruin the fun for everyone. And don’t forget to ask the operator, if he or she has any other ideas on how to make life less fun.

Like a mouthwash that gives you poison ivy or a French fries with herpes, that would be just great. Boob Apron, worst fucking invention ever.

Cami Secret Custom Cleavage Parody

Cami Secret Custom Cleavage Parody

Cami Secret Boob Apron – Parody. Boob Apron has fancy fabrics and was made by slave children overseas, which makes wearing Boob Apron worse, because now you support slavery. Life sucks enough as it is. Complete Full Transcript, Dialogue, Remarks, Saying, Quotes, Words And Text.

Filed under Parody by on . Comment#