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How you feeling?
Ahh, egg roll.
I wish I had a breeze runnin’ down my leg
I’d kill for a cookie
Stingray, a double-sided Scooby Snack.
Yeah, we pick our hotel
Help me burn that old man.
I can’t, dude.
Yes, you can. Let’s frickin’ burn that guy
Hit him on the eyeball
Hey, don’t offend me.
Can I have this sloth?
A skunk!
I can’t believe there’s a manhole and he fell in it!
I want it now!
I want cake NOW!
I want it now!
I found Fido!
Hey, I found Fido!
I found Fido you guys!
Ham bone?
Hey, I’d love to get you a Mai Tai!
Come on, I’ll make it myself.
Is that a bother?
What’s wrong with him?
Ooh, I’m WHITE!
Stop doin’ heroin!

I dare you to spit in that guy’s drink…

I went out with a girl this weekend
And we just kept having a ball
Then I come over to hang out after the game, and it’s just
Her floor’s just bean bags.
So that’s when I’m a jerk to her, ’cause I’m all
“Come pick up all your floor bags! You ain’t living in South-East Asia!”
You gotta make a 45-degree like this
And use froggy voice when you ate old fruit salad
I encompass, and I eclipse
You got the hiccups.
The vet said, “Dude,” he said, “Your cat’s just pregnant”
And said, “Okay, so I won’t go and kick her.”
Pretty female parts.
You took three chomps and then threw your hotdog up over here!
I got thirteen snakes over here!
Dude, I’ll have your money.
You better.
And then you could buy a pregnant cow!

I showed you that girl’s pictures, right?
Look, I brought you a potion
And it’s gonna work great ’cause it’ll make you run.
And you brought your potion, right?
You’re dead to me.
I’d fight for this man
He’s got a Frisbee
Breast lump!
You got an orange peanut?
An orange peanut?!
For me?
That’s right.
An orange peanut?
Well I accept you.

Finger time.

I made some chicken rolls.
Get me a fur at the fancy pawn shop and get a beard!


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