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[Aziz Ansari (February 23, 1983)] Source: LYBIO.net
I was in a relationship for a few years and I think in the time I was in the relationship all dating communication went exclusively to text. You can’t call anybody anymore, if you call people: “what are you on fire?” “Quit wasting my time, text me that shit!” And I don’t like texting people especially girls there’s always miscommunication that happens. This is the situation I get into all the time. I’ll text a girl, she text me back right away, I text her back right away, she text me back right away, I text her back right away, she text me back right away, I text her back right away, she text me back right away. Then I’ll say something like: “alright cool, you wanna get pizza on Tuesday?” And I don’t hear anything. And I’m like: What just happened? I know you read that shit! You responded to 20 other things I said, what you now don’t like me anymore? You don’t have two seconds and say: “Yes I wanna get pizza.” Or: “No I don’t wanna get pizza.” What did you check your phone into a locker and go ride a roller coaster for a few hours? What’s the deal? And after a few hours of no response I get real upset. And I just wanna send a text that says something like: Well, guess who just go uninvited to the Pizza Party? You did, cause I hate you now. Girl always rights something back: “Sorry, I was at my nieces ballet recital we had to turn off our phones.” Whatever! Done! I finished that pizza hours ago. I’m with my friend Brian he’s nice to me.

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Aziz Ansari Stand Up – Texting With Girls Dangerously Delicious Preview. I’ll text a girl, she text me back right away, I text her back right away, she text me back right away, I text her back right away, she text me back right away, I text her back right away, she text me back right away. Then I’ll say something like: “alright cool, you wanna get pizza on Tuesday?” And I don’t hear anything. Complete Full Transcript, Dialogue, Remarks, Saying, Quotes, Words And Text.