I Pretend To Have Bought An iPad To Get The Applause

[Fake iPad Purchaser Walking Out Of The iPad Store]
I’m gonna like hold up this bag as if I have one[iPad] inside[bag]. I want the cheering, (I can’t believe we are as if we were customers) ha ha! Yeah… !!! We did it[purchase an iPad].

[iPad Store Store Staff]
(clap, cheer and applaud repeatedly)

[Fake iPad Purchaser Walking Out Of The iPad Store]
We did it[purchase]. We did it. Living the dream. That’s right! Give it up! We did it! Your welcome America. So awesome! That is something wrong with that[applause for a purchase]. It is!

I Pretend To Have Bought An iPad To Get The Applause. We did it[purchase]. We did it. Living the dream. That’s right! Give it up! We did it! Your welcome America. So awesome! That is something wrong with that[applause for a purchase]. It is! Complete Full Script, Dialogue, Saying, Quotes, Words And Text For Pretend iPad.