Ellen DeGeneres – I Love Jesus But I Drink A Little – With Gladys From Austin, Texas

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[Ellen DeGeneres] Source: LYBIO.net
I played one for you yesterday; and it really helped me out a lot. and that’s why I encourage you to call if you have something on your mind, listen to this one.

[Gladys Hardy]
Hello Ellen, this is Gladys from Austin, Texas. I’m 88, and I love your show, and I’m regular watcher, is what I mean to say on the Ellen Show. And would you do me a favor honey? Move that spiky plant to the side. It is distracting honey; some of them angles, it’s behind your head, and you look like alfalfa. I got nothing personal against the plant, it is a good plant, you need to move that plant if you don’t mind for me? Well, keep on, keeping moving on, then this is Gladys, and I’ll call you tomorrow.

The one that says off, Gladys.

Oh good lord.

I found it.

[Ellen DeGeneres]
All right. So, all right. So I moved the plant, it was there, and I pulled it over and now it’s over there, cause it’s heavy, I did not, it’s just as far as I could get it. So I can’t tell you how much better I feel, that – look at that, there is nothing behind my, there is other stuff, but I’m going to call her when we come back. I’m going to take a break when we come back, I’m going to call her and see if she has any other suggestions for me, cause she seems to have a lot of ideas. So we’ll be right back, I’ll call Gladys, don’t go away.

All right. So we got a great message yesterday from a woman named Gladys in Austin, Texas; and she had some good ideas, I’m going to call her right now, see if she has anymore? See if she appreciates that I did what I did. It would have aired already, right? I would assume. 88?

[Gladys Hardy]
Hello, this is Gladys. And if you’re selling something, I ain’t interested.

[Ellen DeGeneres]
Hey, Gladys.

[Gladys Hardy]
Hello.

[Ellen DeGeneres] Source: LYBIO.net
Gladys, It’s Ellen DeGeneres, I’m not selling anything.

[Gladys Hardy]
Honey.

[Ellen DeGeneres]
Honey.

[Gladys Hardy]
I love it. Thank you for calling me.

[Ellen DeGeneres]
Well, you’re welcome, did you see the show by any chance where I moved the plant for you?

[Gladys Hardy]
Oh, honey, let me tell you. We got Austin, Texas had a little bit of ice and two flakes of snow, (oh no) and they shut the whole city down.

[Ellen DeGeneres] No, no. Oh!

[Gladys Hardy]
And they didn’t even, I’m telling you, the local news; they showed a icicle hanging off a fellow’s roof to his house. And now it was the big news here in Austin, Texas.

[Ellen DeGeneres] Source: LYBIO.net
That’s horrible. Well, we’re gonna…

[Gladys Hardy]
And I’m telling you, I told them, I want you to – if you could call them, and tell them to play your show tomorrow, and not just for me, I don’t, everybody else has heard me, except me, cousin Jeannie.

[Ellen DeGeneres]
Yeah.

[Gladys Hardy]
In Kingsport, she called me.

[Ellen DeGeneres]
Yeah

[Gladys Hardy] Source: LYBIO.net
And told me she saw it, and put it on a videotape. And I want you to call the local station and tell them that if the cold is over, play the Ellen Show.

[Ellen DeGeneres]
I’ll do that right now.

[Gladys Hardy]
They do it in some places, in some places you’re ABC and other places you’re NBC?

[Ellen DeGeneres]
Because it’s a syndicated show. So different markets buy the show depending if they have an opening or not.

[Gladys Hardy]
Well, I’m sure that means something.

[Ellen DeGeneres]
Listen Gladys.

[Gladys Hardy]
Yes ma’am.

[Ellen DeGeneres]
So we’ll get them to air that show. we’ll also send you a copy of the tape, but I moved the plant that you were talking about, so that I didn’t look like alfalfa anymore.

[Gladys Hardy]
Honey, I’d tell you, it was a great thing to happen, and your plants are beautiful.

[Ellen DeGeneres]
Yeah.

[Gladys Hardy]
That may do a wonderful job, and I appreciate you moving it.

[Ellen DeGeneres]
Sure. Now you had a good point, I don’t want to look silly with the spiky things coming. Is this the first time you’ve been on TV before?

[Gladys Hardy]
No honey, I’ve been on TV before. I was on the – listen I’ll be honest with you.

[Ellen DeGeneres] Source: LYBIO.net
Yeah.

[Gladys Hardy]
I love Jesus, but I drink a little. Lord have mercy they are on fire today.

[Ellen DeGeneres]
Oh my god, that’s the funniest thing I’ve ever heard in my life. It’s my favorite moment of the show so far. Okay. So go on.

[Gladys Hardy]
Well, I did – what I did was, and I don’t drink a lot, just a little to thin the blood. and I was looking on QVC, they had a ladybug brooch.

[Ellen DeGeneres] You were looking at a ladybug brooch?

[Gladys Hardy]
I love the ladybugs.

[Ellen DeGeneres] Uh huh, on QVC, you said?

[Gladys Hardy]
I called the QVC, and they put me on the air. And I was talking to people and I just had a good old time. so this is probably my second time on the television.

[Ellen DeGeneres]
Oh! Well, well, you know you should be on television more often. You’re very entertaining.

[Gladys Hardy]
Well, you call me anytime. Do you have my number?

[Ellen DeGeneres]
I just called you. Yeah, listen.

[Gladys Hardy] I
’m sorry honey. I’m excited; this is a very, very wonderful day.

[Ellen DeGeneres]
I’m excited; it is a wonderful day for me too. I love talking to you. Now do you travel that you – would you come here if we could get you here?

[Gladys Hardy] Source: LYBIO.net
Well, I’d like to stay local.

[Ellen DeGeneres]
Okay. Well then I don’t blame you. I do too; I have 5 mile radius myself.

[Gladys Hardy]
I’m little scared to get out. I will, I go to the mall. I’m a mall walker.

[Ellen DeGeneres]
Oh, that’s good.

[Gladys Hardy]
And I stay in shape, but I don’t like to travel anymore, because these people will stop me just for having a little bit of Listerine.

[Ellen DeGeneres]
Yeah. I got to call you again. Can I call you on a regular basis?

[Gladys Hardy]
Honey, you can call me anytime. Just don’t call me late for dinner.

[Ellen DeGeneres]
Okay. Well honey, I love you.

[Gladys Hardy]
I love you. Your show is wonderful, and the things you do for people everyday, you have no idea. it’s just real joy to watch you make everybody happy, and I’m glad to be a part of it.

[Ellen DeGeneres]
Thank you. Well, I love making people happy and I love that you enjoy it. And I am gonna call you again, and I just adore you. You were fantastic.

[Gladys Hardy] Source: LYBIO.net
Good. Well, I love you too. And like I said, you call anytime.

[Ellen DeGeneres]
All right. I will call you again, Gladys. Thank you so much.

[Gladys Hardy]
Bye, Ellen.

[Ellen DeGeneres] Source: LYBIO.net
All right. Bye-bye. We’ll be right back.

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