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Ashton Kutcher Dating Video

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[Ashton Kutcher Dating Video]

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Looking for romance it’s here with World Wide Lovers (Dating Service)
Come meet our bachelors

I’m RAJ, 39
I’m a Bollywood producer, I’m looking for the most delicious thing on the planet.

NIGEL, 23
Hi, I’m Nigel I’m seeking higher planes of consciousness.
Higher planes of consciousness.

DARL, ?? Source: LYBIO.net
Money creates taste and I have lots of both.
Ok, go away James.
So who am I? I am DARL

SWORDFISH, 29
My name is Swordfish ah I’m looking for something hot and spicy.

RAJ
Like Kardashian hot, I would give that dog a bone

SWORDFISH
How would I describe me?

NIGEL
I’m an extraordinary lover.

DARL
(laughs)

NIGEL
I can also – without even looking, tell you whether you have an innie or an outie belly button.

DARL
So my whole life is details – higher – lower – details good.

RAJ
I was in a milking contest.

SWORDFISH Source: LYBIO.net
I love poetry.

RAJ
Then I wanted to –

SWORDFISH
( )

DARL
I’m sorry I was holding my breath to look skinnier.

NIGEL
I want to ravage you

RAJ
I like Snookie.

SWORDFISH
I like em thin

NIGEL
Monkey’s plus robots.

SWORDFISH
But you know – around where it counts

DARL Source: LYBIO.net
This is poo poo

SWORDFISH
This is a magical feather that was given to me by a Shamen

DARL
Would you like a chip? Poo Poo it’s ok, they are kosher, she only kosher. Yes.

[Christopher Ashton Kutcher (February 7, 1978)]

ASHTON KUTCHER, 34
Your waiting room is like a freak show. Are we all in the same category?

Find your perfect match at

Life is short, strike a match.

at worldwidelovers.com

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