Smosh – The Damn Movie

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[Smosh - The Damn Movie]

Damn is not a bad word.
Yes, it is.
No, it’s not.
Yes, it is.
Shut up.

[Ian Hecox] Source: LYBIO.net
Oh, these graphics are off the hizzy. Where are you going with that?

[Anthony Padilla]
Oh, I am entering that 24 hour film competition.

[Ian Hecox]
Ah, you’re entering that film competition where you have to make a movie in 24 hours?

[Anthony Padilla]
Isn’t that what I just said?

[Ian Hecox]
So, do you need a partner?

[Anthony Padilla]
Yeah.

[Anthony Padilla]
No man. You suck in making videos. Have you seen any of your videos online?

[Ian Hecox]
Meow, I’m a kitty. Meow.

[Ian Hecox]
Fine. I’ll go make my own video and it’s going to be way better than your crap. You’ll see. They’ll all see. Ha ha ha. Ah ah ha ha ha ha…

[Anthony Padilla]
Yeah, whatever dude.

[Anthony Padilla]
Hello? Is anyone even here? Oh.

[Benny Jean]
You better get away from my pet flamingo before I shoot your ass faster, you could say superfragilisticextrabootylicious.

[Anthony Padilla] Source: LYBIO.net
You called me about helping with that 24 hour film thing?

[Benny Jean]
Oh, I thought you were trying to help that damn neighbor steal my pet flamingo. Well uh, come on in. Ahh. You damn neighbor, give me back my flamingo. You better get out my house real quick like before I turn your keister into a football and kick it out faster than a wolf in a chicken coop. So get out. Get out.

[Anthony Padilla]
Should I come back?

[Benny Jean]
No, the little weasel is gone for now. Now, let’s go film that movie.

[Anthony Padilla]
Our families don’t approve of us being together, but I love you and love triumphs all. Kiss me baby.

[Benny Jean]
Ohh.

[Anthony Padilla]
What the hell man?

[Benny Jean]
Gosh damn, bear traps. I set them up to keep that damn neighbor away from my flamingo, but someone moved them. Wait, where’s my flamingo? No. Don’t bear trap my flamingo; he don’t like being bear trapped like a trap bear on a bear traapp. Just stay away from our flamingo. Stay away.

[Anthony Padilla]
Are you okay? Do you need to go to a hospital?

[Benny Jean]
No. It’s this stupid film festival.

[Anthony Padilla]
So, how did it go?

[Ian Hecox]
Awesome. You?

[Anthony Padilla] Source: LYBIO.net
See for yourself.

[Film Festival Introductions Announcer]
First up, we have a short film from Anthony Padildo and Benny Jean.

[Benny Jean]
Hey all, this year video is a video about the self defense techniques of when someone tries to come after your flamingo. Now, that little rat’s scowling comes from behind, you just got…

[Anthony Padilla]
What the hell is this?

[Benny Jean] Source: LYBIO.net
Well, your video sucks, possum balls. So I did my own.

[Benny Jean]
Oh, oh there’s the god behind us. Wow. Yeah.

What, it’s that damn neighbor. How did he get in there? No. I hurt so bad. Oh, my flamingo. Where’s my flamingo Anthony? No. That damn neighbor.

Why are you hitting yourself, neighbor? Why are you hitting yourself?

[Ian Hecox]
Wow. Nice choice of partner. Not.

[Film Festival Introductions Announcer]
Excellent. Superb. And our last short film of the day is made by Ian Schwarzenegger.

[Ian Hecox]
That’s my stage name. I’m going to get so much poonani?

Fin

[Audience] Source: LYBIO.net
That movie kick some serious ass. Yeah, yes.

[Audience]
That was so beautiful.

[Ian Hecox]
Oooh. In your face Anthony, yeah.

[Anthony Padilla]
Thanks for sharing the prize with me, man.

[Ian Hecox]
Of course, dude. I couldn’t let my best friend go without pizza, I mean, it’s like Abraham Lincoln once said, “sharing is caring”.

[Anthony Padilla]
Well, well, wait. You’re not driving?

[Ian Hecox]
No, I thought you were.

[Anthony Padilla] Source: LYBIO.net
Oh, god.

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[Benny Jean] Source: LYBIO.net
So now you know how to dance and get lots of babes.

And I guess that neighbor has some new shirts. How come I don’t have a new shirt? Stupid neighbor. Thanks for subscribing, unless you’re that damn neighbor, and get out. Get out you damn neighbor. Ahh.

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