Ray William Johnson – Airport

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[Ray William Johnson - Airport]

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[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)] Source: LYBIO.net
What’s happening guys? Now there are these guys at the airport and they get really bored so they form a human bicycle?

[Riding a Bicycle in an Airport - Clip]

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
Human bicycle, more like human bi-(beep)-cycle, am I right? Now, human bicycle got over 1,000,000 views this week and I don’t get it, I can’t take a tiny bottle of shampoo on the plane but these guys can have (beep) group (beep) right there on the walkway. I mean TSA gropes you enough at the airport, then you gotta go and grope each other. No! To be honest with you I actually heard this is one of the videos from Bin Laden’s (beep) collection. Apparently the dude was into some freaky deaky (beep) Alright, enough with the gay jokes. I actually don’t blame these guys, I mean, the only other thing to do at the airport when your bored is pay $25.00 for a (beep)in sandwich!

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[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
So there is this kitten video, awww, man! Not another kitten video! (video edit: gun shot to the head) Yes, a damn kitten video and I don’t wanna hear (beep) about it! Cause this little kitten is smokin’.

[Kitten Smokes - Clip]

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)] Source: LYBIO.net
Now this video is apparently Russian and that’s when you know your country is Gangsta! Even when your kitten can smoke. Now this video go over 800,000 views in 5 days, and I don’t see why people are supporting it. Cause if you let your cat smoke now, next month he’ll be drinking alcohol and the month after that he’ll be smokin’ a fat doobie. And you can’t just let your cat, ah, I’m sorry can we see that again.

[Video Edit - Kitten Smokes Fat Doobie - Clip]

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
That is just hilariously unfortunate. (you wanna get high) Alright, seriously, though, how addicted to nicotine is this little cat? I mean, the dude goes to grab at the cigarette and the little kitten starts growling like the friggin MGM lion! You better punish that furry little (beep) by making him smoke the whole pack! I gotta admit, I’m jealous though, why can’t I have a cat this cool, I mean, my cat is a lazy (beep) re-re! He can’t even (beep) in the litter box properly!

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[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
So this last video will warp your mind. (Video edit: Ray with horns laughing deep sound) No, it’s not actully that dramatic, it’s just a really good street dancer in France.

[Street Dance in Paris - Clip] Source: LYBIO.net

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
GEEZUS! It’s like Michael Jackson was reincarnated, but you know, as a black guy! 2,000,000 views in five days. That’s bull(beep) I can do that dance. I actually can’t do that dance. Of course it got so many views that dance is really (beep)ing good. But I gotta know, what the hell is the bulging out of his shoulders, it’s like his ‘lats’ are pregnant, it’s as if an alien is about to bust out of there. (video edit: actually just give him on of those big doobies, see) (alien with a doobie) He’s fine now! Anyway, back to the video, that dude is really really talented and I’m glad this video went viral, I mean, people loved it, people were passing the video around like a village bike, preferably not on e of the homo-erotic ones, but, you know, to each it’s own, if that’s kind weird airport (beep) your into. And who would of thought black guys can dance so well, next thing you know black guys will be dominating professional sports, right, am I right yah? (high five) How come no one high-fives me back, this is tull(beep) and I quit, and you know what else makes politically incorrect jokes the muther(beep) comment question of the day! Which comes from a user name tenfourmeggrimm, and she said:

[tenfourmeggrimm]
My comment question of the day is: Who’s stalking your mom?

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
So who’s stalking your mom?

[Ray William Johnson]
Leave your interesting and creative responses in the comment section below, or on Facebook or Twitter

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[Ray William Johnson]
But thanks for watching today’s episode of Equals Three, I’m Ray William Johnson, and I approve this message. So tell me guys, what’s the best job for dumb people?

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(The outer song Bit** got a p***.)

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