Ray William Johnson – Indian Action

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[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
What’s happening guys? You guys wanna see a burn out? (David Hasselhoff) Well your dad’s a burn out! (dirty Hippie) No, this car also does this awesome burnout!

[Extreme Peel Out - Clip] Source: LYBIO.net

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! It gets better.

[Extreme Peel Out - Clip]
(tire skids activate flames)

(Beer and Burnouts, Hell Yeah!)

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
Great Scott Marty! Come on! 100,000 views in 4 days that was pretty bad a**, come on, even though that dude’s car is straight out of a 90′s gangsta rap video (what up Ice-Qube) The way those flames were coming off those tires I was half way expecting Ghost rider (like a ghost ball) to step out of that car. (ghost ball) unless he was played by Nicholas Cage, I (beep) hated that movie. Anywho, I could of sworn Myth Busters busted something like this. Source: LYBIO.net I mean, you can’t just spin tires on the street and make fire like that! My guess is that they put some sort of flammable liquid on them to make them ignite. But even if they did, its still an impressive video which I think is what they were going for! Beside those flaming tire tracks remind me of Back To The Future (88mph) except, you know, the DeLorean is a low rider (where we’re going we don’t need roads) and Marty is a Mexican. And they are not going Back to the Future, they are going to Home Depot (racist jokes, haha) (laughing) What, what, to buy lumber, what! What you think I said?

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[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)] Source: LYBIO.net
Alright, this next video, I’m not gonna lie. Its pretty (f****) awful and when you first watch it, you’re gonna feel bad for laughing, which you should because lets face it, your kind of evil. Now, fortunately this video is sort of accidentally violent, but luckily no one was seriously hurt.

So this dad over here is playing X-box Kinect, right! While his cute little kids are over here watching him, Lets just say, things take an unfortunate turn.

Playing X-box Kinect VIDEO – Clip] Source: LYBIO.net
(hits his daughter in the face with fists playing x-box Kinect)

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
Awwww, so did he beat the game? No, but, although it was a terrible thing to catch on video, it was clearly an honest accident. Ya, she got the hell slapped out of her, didn’t she? Hey dad, can I watch sponge-bob?

Sponge Bobble – Clip] Source: LYBIO.net
Sponge Bobble

Playing X-box Kinect VIDEO – Clip]
(hits his daughter in the face with fists playing x-box Kinect)

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
Ah, see you laughed at that! Your evil, I told you. Now looks like the dad was actually the one who posted this video. And he wrote in the description that the daughter is fine, she doesn’t even have any bruises, which is, you know, great news! Ya, I know, calm down! And this video was interesting enough to get 300,000 views in 4 days, and we are all glad to hear that it was an accident and that she wasn’t seriously hurt, even though that sh** looked like it hurt!

Playing X-box Kinect VIDEO – Clip] Source: LYBIO.net
(hits his daughter in the face with fists playing x-box Kinect)

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
I mean, come on, its not like the dad was over there beating on her! (Bing Crosby), like, oh, lord, dear, good god sir, stop it, oh, the humanity, oh, come on! He wasn’t beating her, I was editing! Give me a break!

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[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
Now, this last video was a bit unexpected, its actually a clip what I believe is a Bollywood film. Its an action movie, and this is Indian’s most expensive movie to date. As you can see its pretty epic, and totally realistic and it totally doesn’t break the laws of physics at all! Now the clips from this movie got over 800,000 views in 3 days and its like, the most over the top (beep) I’ve ever seen in my life! I guess this dude here, is suppose to be like the Indian Terminator!

BOLLYWOOD MOVIE – Clip]

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)] Source: LYBIO.net
Oh, it gets more ridiculous than that! There’s one part, I guess, where he like, clones himself 100 times and he turns himself into a weird Buckyball! How can anything be the most amazing thing and the most terrible thing you’ve ever seen in your life? How can something be both, this movie is clearly is, the funny thing is though, they didn’t even use any SGI (Avatar) those are all left over stunt doubles from Slum Dog Millionaire! I’m kidding! But its a Bollywood movie, and I’m still waiting on all those armed guards to like, break out in corny song and dance! Tally Ho! Come on India, you can’t just put a bunch of things together in the form of a (beep) BuckyBall, or like, in the form of a giant Tentacle monster! Like they did here, come on man! You can’t put that many Indians here (approaching racism?) together unless there is some kind of arrange marriage involved. (Racism) No, seriously, correct me if I have my history wrong, but I believe in coming together in the form of a giant snake is how Gandhi defeated the British, Nah! Source: LYBIO.net Come on! I kid (I keed the Indians) the Indians, but seriously, I think that movie gave me AIDS. Now, the clip is like 9 minutes long and I urge to to go watch the whole thing cause its hilarious, I mean, the dude with the skunk strip is clearly some kind of Indian Se* symbol, I mean, all the Indian girl wanna (beep) him. He must be the Indian equivalent of – I don’t know, whose a s**-symbol in the United States. Danny Glover. Lucky for all of us, whoever editing that clip, cut out all the corny a** singing and dancing scenes, I mean, I’m not Indian but I’ve seen a couple of Bollywood movies with those song and dance scenes and trust me, I’d much like rather be playing Kinect with this dude! Oh, lord, please, oh, lord! Oh, please, stop, oh Jesus! That is not very nice of you! Oh come on, he is not beating her, oh, calm down, its just a joke. But you know what always will give you a beating, oh, wait, wait, wait!

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)] Source: LYBIO.net
Before that I actually launched a new cartoon channel yesterday (bam) so that (bam) right there, that cartoon nerd with the glasses is suppose to be me! The video is doing great, the song actually made it to number two on the iTunes charts, so thank you guys very much! And because its doing so well, I’m gonna have to make a whole bunch more of them! So keep your eyes open for those. Meanwhile, if you haven’t seen them, and you wanna see a cartoon midget running around singing about his balls, you can check it out here, (bam) where’s it at here, (bam) and you know what else you can check out the comment question of the day. Which comes from a user named (bam) again skimmilkshadey. And he said:

[skimmilkshadey]
Ray, my comment question of the day is: “how would you prepare for the zombie Apocolypse”?

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
I actually think we’ve had this before, but, we’ll do it again, So what would you prepare for the zombie Apocolypse?

[Ray William Johnson]
Leave your interesting and creative responses in the comment section below, or on Facebook or Twitter

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[Ray William Johnson]
But thanks for watching today’s episode of Equals Three, I’m Ray William Johnson, and I approve this message. So tell me guys, what’s the funniest name you’ve heard in your life?

[Outer]
(The outer song “Seen My Balls” is performed by Ray William Johnson.)

Ray William Johnson – Indian Action. Before that I actually launched a new cartoon channel yesterday (bam) so that (bam) right there, that cartoon nerd with the glasses is suppose to be me! Complete Full Script, Dialogue, Remarks, Saying, Quotes, Words And Text To Ray William Johnson – Indian Action.