1990
KevJumba – Wingman
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[KevJumba (Kevin Kai-Wen Wu)] Source: LYBIO.net
Hey guys how you all Doing? My hair is getting longer and I’m starting to even look more Asian. I look like a wannabee Bruce Lee. (Bruce Lee Impression) Ah Aha-Kick! That’s my Bruce Lee Impression. Why do I have Nun-chucks? Anyways, now that I’m 21 a lot of you guys ask me: “Hey Kev, do you go out and party and go drinking?” Ya! Sometimes, I’m not gonna lie, but unlike some people I know, my limits for instance my friend, Justin is an alcoholic.
[Justin]
I’m not an alcoholic!
[KevJumba] Source: LYBIO.net
You’re an alcoholic. Last night, I went out drinking “with him” and
[Justin]
IT WAS AWESOME! Whoooo hoooo~~~~~
[KevJumba]
It was terrible! We were having a good time when Justin started to drink too much. He Kept trying to “Hook me up” with other girls. Which sounds like a really nice thing to do for someone but, it’s not when you’re drunk!
[Justin]
Hey Kevin your my best friend?
[KevJumba] Source: LYBIO.net
Ya
[Justin]
I’m the best right man in the world.
[KevJumba]
No. No your not!
[Justin]
Yes I am. I’m gonna get you laid.
[KevJumba] Source: LYBIO.net
No you don’t have to do that.
[Justin]
Hey Hey Hi, this is my friend Kevin and he’s super hot and you’re super hot and you guys should make a baby, you should, a beautiful baby.
[KevJumba]
You are allowed to walk away. It’s ok. But seriously.
[Girl At The Bar Walks Away]
[Justin]
No, she was ok. with it. She was ugly, Kevin, there is other fish in the sea. Ok. Don’t worry about it. Hey. Hey. Isn’t he cute (belches) This is my friend and he needs to get laid.
[KevJumba] Source: LYBIO.net
I don’t.
[Justin]
I’ve seen my friend’s sh-long and it’s really big
[KevJumba]
No! He’s never seen it before.
[Justin]
Yes! I have! He’s so cute. I’m gonna make-out with him. Oh! This could be you! (totally drunk)
[KevJumba] Source: LYBIO.net
See, kids, that’s why drinking is bad. You become an idiot. Speaking of idiots! This week is the 5 year anniversary of my Youtube channel. Wow! I’ve been doing this for 5 years. That’s sad! But , I do want to thank you guys for continuing to motivate and inspiring me to make more videos because without you guys I wouldn’t be here so, I appreciate it. Anyways, I have to go now since I’m super busy but I’ll see you guys soon. (Keven paints “JERK” on passed out drunk Justin).
KevJumba – Wingman. See, kids, that’s why drinking is bad. You become an idiot. Speaking of idiots! This week is the 5 year anniversary of my Youtube channel. Wow! I’ve been doing this for 5 years. Complete Full Script, Dialogue, Remarks, Saying, Quotes, Words And Text To KevJumba – Wingman.
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