ThisIsHorosho – Кентавр наоборот (ΘεΘ) [Vice Versa Centaur]

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[Stas Davidov] Source: LYBIO.net
Sup, I’m Stas Davidov!
Congratulations to us all – Disney bought LucasArts.
And that means we’ll get a new Star Wars movie in the near future.
Yeah! Gimme Mickey who’s slicing Goofy in half with a lightsaber!
So, den1679 sent us a vid about a street sweaper mowing snow.
What? He’s mowing the snow.
I don’t even know if this is some kind of art or he’s an idiot.
Looks more like he’s an idiot. But don’t underestimate modern art.
And yes, even tho you might think so, the vid is not from Russia but froim Belarus.
So that means there’s another country you just can’t conquer!
So what will happen if Russia goes to war against Belarus?
It’s like sticking a sandwich butter dow to a cat’s back.
Russia vs Belarus, the war that will go down in history as “WTF war”.
And meanwhile in Japan there’re giant robots that clean birdshit from statues with lasers from space.
And what do we have? Boss said to mow the lawn so…
They pay you to work, not to think.
[perverts]
Altho the progress is obvious.
Last winter he used a sickle.
Wouldn’t be surprised if before that another dude was painting the grass green with the brush.
Noone mows yellow grass.
Snow looks like a shaving cream. For better shaving.
[Gilette 3000, best shaving]
Or maybe he just really hates grass.
ARGH GRASS I HATE YOU I’LL GET YOU EVEN FROM BENEATH THE SNOW!!

And this is Horosho! Source: LYBIO.net
This one’s all over YouTube with tons of reuploads.
It’s from TV and is about Sandy.
Well, not really about Sandy itself…
Blah-blah-blah hurricane, economics down blah-blah cities flooding.
Who cares! There’s a guy jogging in a horse mask!
Let’s hope he didn’t get any scratches while jogging.
We all know what happens to injured horses.
I heard that some Russian women can stop it while it’s running.
Good thing he’s running around USA.
Really now, it’s not cities that the hurricane has ruined, but some people’s brains.
This guy doesn’t even realize taht he put on the wrong part of his centaurus costume.

And this is Horosho!
Third vid with a 1/2 mill views in a week was sent by Renstab.
Vid about the most hardcore bridge in the world.
You go bridge! Eff em up good!
Yeah, it’s the same bridge!
And this vid is almost 3 minutes long.
And even tho the title says “the toughest bridge” it’s surely about human stupidity.
Look, there’s this sign, this here sign, two flashing lights! Still hits it.
[idiots]
[what r u doing?]
[loooool]
[but the one in front of you just...]

Thank you truck service for building this wonderful new bridge! [dear sponsor!]
Truck service~
Yao Ming doesn’t like walking to work under this bridge.
It’s not even a bridge, it’s a can opener for trucks.
[trailer doesn't fit!]
[there we go]
Too bad the limo with a stripper sticking out didn’t make the vid.

And this is Horosho! Source: LYBIO.net
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What do you do to prepare for doing nothing?
What do you do to prepare for doing nothing?
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So, how do you release your anger?
I mix anger with niceness, add a bit of love and we have a borcht. I’m a woman.
i eat my anger!
I crack nuts with my ass.
There’s my secret. I’m always angry.
I TWEET #imangry
I’m so angry that it’s anger who releases *me*
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