ThisIsHorosho – Ванна для кота Ö_O [Bath For A Cat]

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[Stas Davidov] Source: LYBIO.net
Sup I’m Stas Davidov!
Yeah, those interested in that Anthem of Kazakhstan story – click on this here button.
[#KazakhstanAnthem]
Rest of you stay here and let’s continue with the first vid.
Which is sent by Petrovskiy.
It’s made by guys who make pranks.
[ololo]
And this time they’re playing with fire.
I mean water.
I mean the police.
And it’s an EPIC PEE PRANK!
NYPD! Slowly put your dick down on the ground and your hands up where I can see them!
[by the book]
Now wash them.
Good job, pretty funny and all.
But one should think about the cops as well, with their … not very pretty job.
[hard and dangerous]
While he was pretending to pee and had the cops all over him, someone was getting raped around the corner!
Raping, I’m telling you.
This vid got 7 million views in a week.
Dear schoolies! Please keep in mind that this is a *BAD* example.
And the cops won’t always be that indulgent [especially Russian]
You can get your ass kicked.
Hey! Put that bottle down, ya hear?! [i see everything!]
Altogether this “I’m testing the stream of my sports bottle” excuse sounds quite awkward.
Oh officer, don’t worry, this bum who i’m stabbing with a knife has been dead for two weeks.
[ooh, ok then ^_^]
How could you think I was killing a man?
That’s just silly.
He’s lucky those cops have a sense of humour.
[mwahahaha rofl!!!]
And if you take a bag of potatoes, you can make bigger pranks.
[no child's play]
If you know what I mean.
But if he was black, he’s surely got arrested.
[on a Friday night %)) ]

And this is Horosho!
Second vid was sent by EvilsergeUA.
You know, YouTube is full of those singing floppy and HDD videos.
But this one is just too cool.
[so cool it hurts]
Whatever, I was putting music on 7 inch vinyls via 8 inch floppy drives back when it wasn’t mainstream.
Well, not that it became mainstream.
There’s one miss on my side.
Many of your young padawans might not know what’s this psaltery like things.
Altho many padawans might not know what a psaltery is.
Well, may the google be with them.
So yeah, these are 8 floppy drives.
Prehistoric users once used those to hunt mammoths and gather porn.
[archaism]
And this is a floppy.
[found one during cupboard excavations]
A prehistoric flash drive that could hold a whole 1,44 Mb of naked women pics <3
~ 1,44 MB ~
And it’s flat coz it was forged with a hammer.
And now they make music out of all this.
[playing guitar sux]
Dissolution of morals right here.
[it was better back then ]
[nailed it ;] ]
This vid is missing one tiny thing.
Here it comes! [chill out]
You can’t nag at the music tho.
Even tho it sounds like a chainsaw choire.
[some heavy sawing]
My first Siemens C35 had much worse melodies.
Yeah, I may look like a fool now and I really hope that there’re no such people.
But if someone [heretics] doesn’t know the name of this song – it’s in the description.
[bbbbbbelow]
BTW, author of this vid has around 40 of these videos on his channel. Enjoy.
And this is Horosho!
Look what I came up with!
Luke, I am your father.
[made it up yourself?]
No, actually this cat is just about to take a bath [rinse]
And as you can see, he doesn’t want to accept it.
[what was your first clue? %)) ]
Well, that’s kinda like how I speak with my alarm clock in the morning.
[isn't going well with the alarm]
[OMG I don't wanna wake up!!!]
[WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME? I WANNA DIE!!!]
Well cat, shouldn’t have peed in the slippers.
Or maybe NOOOOO in Catish means “yaaay”?
[where's my dictionary!?]
Altho… prolly not.
What was that? Feel sad for the kitty?
And there are kids dying from hunger in Africa.
Don’t feel sad?
You’re a heartless breadcrumb!
[burn in flames!]
Owner is also doing a great job..
Can’t she see that the cat… doesn’t really wanna get in there?
She prolly thinks that licked balls aren’t clean enough! Stupid female human.
[doesn't respect cat rights!]
Wait, cat doesn’t have a tail?
[proof]
What else did that woman do to the poor critter?
I don’t really want to know coz i feel that it’s somehow connected with castration.

And this is Horosho!
And the question was sent to us by MoonLightCorporation.
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C’mon.
Too late…
Bow down!
Off with their heads!
That’s a pinch…
How do we make the queen change her mind?
Nice costumes!
How do we make the queen change her mind?

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That’s all folks, I’m Stas Davidov. Subscribe, click “like” and send your videos here [thisishorosho.ru] to the “На Обзор” section.
So, how do you summon the new TiX episode?
I go on YouTube and press F5 every second! F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5
To summon the new episode I just click the link. What am I, a junkie?
Re-watched the question 5 times and still the only thing I can remember are boobs…
How do I summon the new episode? Sleep for 3-4 days and then go on YouTube.
I summon it on Blue-Ray coz summoning it on VHS is mainstream. Also, saying mainstream is also mainstream.

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