SNL – Hillary Clinton Prepares To Announce Presidential

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SNL – Hillary Clinton Prepares To Announce Presidential

SNL - Hillary Clinton Prepares Presidential

SNL – Hillary Clinton Prepares Presidential

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[SNL (Saturday Night Live) – Hillary Clinton Prepares To Announce Presidential]

Okay, tomorrow is the big day, Mrs. Clinton. You are finally going to announce that you’re running for President.

Oh, my gosh. I don’t have if I have it in me. I am scared. I am kidding. Let’s do this.

Oh! Hillary, you put the ‘hil’ in hilarious. Now since we’re announcing your candidacy via social media, we thought it would be fun if you actually filmed a video yourself on your own phone. That way it seems more personal and intimate.

Uh huh uh huh – Personal and intimate, yes, I better take off this jacket then.

That’s much better. Now, why don’t you do some vocal warm-ups and then we’ll get started?

Okay, I’d love to. Hillary is a granny with a twinkle in her eye. Hillary is a granny and she makes an apple pie. First female President, first female President. Me, me, me, me, me, me, me!

Hey, great, Mrs. Clinton. Okay, now hold up your phone and you can just look natural.

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Okay and you do want to soften a little, okay, a little more. Okay, maybe a lot more, great, great, okay and action.

Citizens, you will elect me, I will be your leader.

Okay, great. Well, let’s stop there.

No, okay. Okay.

Ma’am I think you maybe coming off as just a little hard.

Oh shoot. What part? What part?

Well, sort of all of it.

Uh -huh….

But that’s okay, let’s try again and remember, you said this new campaign is not about you, you know, it’s about the people. So let’s try one where you don’t say I or even your own name.

Okay, that will be easy got it. Hello, ’tis I, Hillary Clinton.

Well, let’s stop again, okay. You said, I and your full name immediately.

Yes, oh, shoot. I did?

Yeah, yeah, but don’t worry, we’ll just delete that one off your phone.

Okay, know a thing or two about that, right. Oh! Christina, meet my hand in the air.

Okay. Thank you so much. Yes, good, good. Source: LYBIO.net

My goodness, let’s get going. And this time maybe focus on all that you’ve done for women’s rights.

Oh, okay, that’s good. I am running because I want to be a voice for women everywhere.

Did someone say women everywhere?

Bill…Bill…

Hillary would make a great President …-

Thank you…

– and I would make an even greater first dude.

Thank you, Bill. That’s nice.

Hillary isn’t it crazy that phones can take videos now?

Ya…

I mean if they could have done that in the 90s, I’d be in jail.

Great, Bill, I love jokes about that.

Okay, okay, I get it. This election is about you, I don’t want to hog your limelight. I am leaving.

Okay.

Look at me go.

Yeah.

Bye, I’m gone.

Okay. Aren’t we such a fun, approachable dynasty.

Alright, you know what let’s re-focus on your candidacy.

Okay.

And remember the new Hillary is humble and gracious.

Yes, got it. I know the selection season won’t be easy. I am sure I will face some stiff competition from my fellow Democrats. People like Martin O’Malley, who could really give me a run for my money. (laughs) I am sorry, I broke. It’s too funny. Martin O’Malley instead of me, he sounds like a Simpson’s character. (laughs) Okay, let me keep going. At the end of the day, America, you deserve a leader, who cares about you and that is why I would make a great President.

And surprise, I will be her V.P. And if anything happens to her, god forbid, I will happily be President of the United States again. It’ll be Bill Clinton II: Bigger and Blacker.

Oh, Bill. Oh, Bill, Bill-Bill …

All right, okay.

Okay. He is joking America, my Vice President, of course, will be me.

Excuse me ma’am, once again, you can’t be your own Vice President.

We will see about that.

Well, let’s jump to the end of the speech.

Okay.

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In closing, I am so excited for the next chapter in American history, and I promise that with Hillary Clinton in charge, it will be a brand new White House. Oh who am I kidding? Buckle up America because the Clintons are back!

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SNL – Hillary Clinton Prepares To Announce Presidential

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