Smosh – A Man Finds Himself Stranded On An Island
I found myself on a deserted island with my two friends, Robbie and Jermal.
I knew we had to find a way to survive.
Thanks to this waterproof note book that i keep in my pocket, i will be keeping a journal of the events I must overcome on this island.
My two friends are retrieving firewood to make a signal fire, I stayed to watch for rescue.
I found an apple in the sand but it only lasts us a day. We knew it was time for us to choose who we would eat first. Robbie and I choose Jermal but he called us racist and threatened to eat himself.We told Jermal that wasn’t physically possible.
We were wrong, Jermal ate himself.
I was really hungry so I decided to kill Robbie. I bet him twenty dollars that I could hold my breath longer than him. Little did he know, I was cheating and breathing through my nose. He died.
There was nothing left of Robbie, I had to resort to eating my feces.
There is no chance of survival. There is nothing left to hold on to. I’ve lost all hope.
( wave sounds, seagulls, voices of people playing )
Green Shirt Boy: Ah, think we should help him?
Black Tshirt Boy: I don’t know, its kinda fun to watch.
Green Shirt Boy: um
CRACK IS WHACK