Sloppy Secondz – Pennsylvania Guys – California Gurls Spoof
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Join us on a journey through Pennsyl-tucky!
I know a place
Where the roads are filled with pot holes.
Snow kicks our ass
And the salt destroys our vehicles
Sippin Yuengling Lager
Laying underneath a pine tree (look out for that pine cone)
Meet my new friend
This is Phil from Punxsutawney
You can fly to Miami, but nothing’s as fine as our Halfway Dam coastline.
Would you like to touch my python?
At Clyde Peeling’s Reptileland. I’ll put it in your hand.
Denim shorts and
Cotton tank tops
Deer head staring at you in my living room
Weâ€™re just untouchable
Thick mustache and
Ready to rock!
CHEESESTEAKS ARE COOKING UP.
We clip a deer
Scoop it up and have a picnic (venison is my medicine)
My pops works at Dorney Park
And my maâ€™s a truck mechanic
We eat Hoagies
Middleswarth chips and perogies
Bean soup and whoopie pies
And that sweet Lebanon Bologna
We make chart toppin song hits
Like Unskinny Bop
And the Pennsylvania Polka
Saint Pattyâ€™s Day up in Scranton
Sloppy wasted at 7 am
Hand cuffed by 12 PM
Suspenders on top
Horse and buggy parked outside the grocery store
Weâ€™re so incredible
Billy Joel sings about Allentown
Iâ€™ll take a can of pop
Pennsylvaniaâ€™s known all over the globe
Even Mr. Rogers is born in Latrobe
Come enjoy our five star cuisine
Pork and beans
Take a long ride
Down the Hersey Highway
Pig out on Sauerkraut every New Yearâ€™s Day
Go to Dutch Wonderland and milk a fake cow
15 miles down the Erie Canal.
Amish people gettin freaky with no remorse
Way down south in a town of Intercourse
At the Bloomsburg Fair I bought a Caramel Apple
Got Hoof and mouth disease from eating raw Scrapple
Mining hat with flashlight on top
Coal dust skin so dark who needs a tanning bed
Weâ€™re highly physical
Sexy smile above our beer guts
Wilkes Barre represent we want Amnesia back
(Roadkill on the Turnpike)
(North Philly in the house)
King of Prussia
(Shop shop till you drop)
(Tom Clark’s in the backyard)
(What’s up Jessup?)
(I love Mrs’s T’s)
(Yo yo MTO)
(Wow that’s on fire, I seen it)
Sloppy Secondz – Pennsylvania Guys – California Gurls Spoof. You can fly to Miami, but nothing’s as fine as our Halfway Dam coastline.. Would you like to touch my python. Clyde Peelings Reptiland. And I’ll put it in your hand. Pennsylvania Guys. We’re unforgettable. Flannel shirts. Suspenders on top. Horse and buggy parked outside the grocery store. Pennsylvania Guys. We’re unforgettable. My hat has a flashlight on top. Coal dust skin so dark who needs a tanning bed. Complete Full Text, Written Words, Reader, Lyrics, Song, Words And Text By Sloppy Secondz – Pennsylvania Guys – California Gurls Spoof.