Sloppy Secondz – Pennsylvania Guys – California Gurls Spoof

Sloppy Secondz – Pennsylvania Guys – California Gurls Spoof

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Greetings friends
Join us on a journey through Pennsyl-tucky!

I know a place
Where the roads are filled with pot holes.
Snow kicks our ass
And the salt destroys our vehicles
Sippin Yuengling Lager
Laying underneath a pine tree (look out for that pine cone)
Meet my new friend
This is Phil from Punxsutawney

You can fly to Miami, but nothing’s as fine as our Halfway Dam coastline.
Would you like to touch my python?
At Clyde Peeling’s Reptileland. I’ll put it in your hand.

[Chorus]
Pennsylvania Guys
We’re unforgettable
Denim shorts and
Cotton tank tops
Deer head staring at you in my living room
In Pennsylvania
KEYSTONE PENNSYLVANIA.

Pennsylvania Guys
We’re just untouchable
Thick mustache and
Ready to rock!
Philly represent
CHEESESTEAKS ARE COOKING UP.
In Pennsylvania
KEYSTONE PENNSYLVANIA.

We clip a deer
Scoop it up and have a picnic (venison is my medicine)
My pops works at Dorney Park
And my ma’s a truck mechanic
We eat Hoagies
Middleswarth chips and perogies
Bean soup and whoopie pies
And that sweet Lebanon Bologna

We make chart toppin song hits
Like Unskinny Bop
And the Pennsylvania Polka
Saint Patty’s Day up in Scranton
Sloppy wasted at 7 am
Hand cuffed by 12 PM

[Chorus]
Pennsylvania Guys
We’re unforgettable
Flannel shirts
Suspenders on top
Horse and buggy parked outside the grocery store
In Pennsylvania
KEYSTONE PENNSYLVANIA.

Pennsylvania Guys
We’re so incredible
Billy Joel sings about Allentown
Pittsburgh represent
I’ll take a can of pop
In Pennsylvania
KEYSTONE PENNSYLVANIA.

[Rap]
Pennsylvania’s known all over the globe
Even Mr. Rogers is born in Latrobe
Come enjoy our five star cuisine
Cheese steaks
Tastykakes
Pork and beans
Take a long ride
Down the Hersey Highway
Pig out on Sauerkraut every New Year’s Day
Go to Dutch Wonderland and milk a fake cow
15 miles down the Erie Canal.
Amish people gettin freaky with no remorse
Way down south in a town of Intercourse
At the Bloomsburg Fair I bought a Caramel Apple
Got Hoof and mouth disease from eating raw Scrapple

[Chorus]
Pennsylvania Guys
We’re unforgettable
Mining hat with flashlight on top
Coal dust skin so dark who needs a tanning bed
In Pennsylvania
KEYSTONE PENNSYLVANIA.

Pennsylvania Guys
We’re highly physical
Sexy smile above our beer guts
Wilkes Barre represent we want Amnesia back
In Pennsylvania
KEYSTONE PENNSYLVANIA.

Pennsylvania
(Roadkill on the Turnpike)

Philadelphia
(North Philly in the house)

King of Prussia
(Shop shop till you drop)

Lackawanna
(Tom Clark’s in the backyard)

Susquehanna
(What’s up Jessup?)

Shenendoah
(I love Mrs’s T’s)

West Altoona
(Yo yo MTO)

East Centralia
(Wow that’s on fire, I seen it)

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