Shock Top Super Bowl 2016 Unfiltered Talk With T.J Miller Extended Cut

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Shock Top Super Bowl 2016 Unfiltered Talk With T.J Miller Extended Cut Commercial

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[Shock Top Super Bowl 2016 Unfiltered Talk With T.J Miller Extended Cut Commercial]

T. J. Miller: Hey, okay right they’re ready.

T.J., over here, little orange-head, flavorful body.

T. J. Miller: What the – what do you want?

I like your style.

T. J. Miller: Who are – what are you, what is you?

Yeah, you look like an unemployed Civil War General.

T. J. Miller: Yeah, well there’s not a lot work for Civil War Generals right now.

You look like you’re about to get evicted from your parents basement.

T. J. Miller: Oh, really?

Yeah.

T. J. Miller: You look like you’ve recently been evicted from your parents’ orange crate.

You look like you’re on a cleanse that doesn’t work.

T. J. Miller: Do you realize that your sunglasses move when you talk?

It’s kind of my thing.

T. J. Miller: It’s terrifying.

You look like your pet turtle is the only one you can lean on for emotional support.

T. J. Miller: Derek’s a good listener. Was it difficult to give up your dream of becoming a punk rocker to manage an electronics store in San Diego?

You look like you were raised in the wild, but your dad wolf worked a lot.

T. J. Miller: Well yeah, he had to bring home that wolf bacon. Do you consider fresh squeezed orange juice murder?

You look like a toddler who took a growth serum.

T. J. Miller: And you are citrus snowboard instructor.

You look like an out-of-work magician.

T. J. Miller: It’s a hobby.

I feel like you peaked in middle school.

T. J. Miller: You’re awfully sassy for someone without a torso.

I think your superpower is breathing heavy.

T. J. Miller: That would be a pretty good superpower actually.

People would know you’re there.

T. J. Miller: Uh huh. Now your mother was an orange. Is your father medical marijuana?

You look like you broke your yoga mat.

T. J. Miller: Do you even have eyes under there?

Hey, I got a movie idea for you.

T. J. Miller: Okay.

This loser walks into a bar,

Hm?

Okay? It’s called right now.

T. J. Miller: Touché or is it touch? Touch e.

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Shock Top Super Bowl 2016 Unfiltered Talk With T.J Miller Extended Cut Commercial

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