ShaneDawsonTV2 – Kesha’s Brain Hurts

[Text]
Ke$ha tries to write a song.

[Shane Dawson As A Music Manager]
Kesha, this is a pencil

[Shane Dawson As Ke$ha]
A what?

[Shane Dawson As A Music Manager]
A pencil!

[Shane Dawson As Ke$ha]
Penis

[Shane Dawson As A Music Manager]
A pencil, that you use to write on paper.

[Shane Dawson As Ke$ha]
On what?

[Shane Dawson As A Music Manager]
On paper!

[Shane Dawson As Ke$ha]
(mumbles paper)

[Shane Dawson As A Music Manager]
Paper!!

[Shane Dawson As Ke$ha]
Peanut

[Shane Dawson As A Music Manager]
Paper!!!

[Shane Dawson As Ke$ha]
Pudding cup.

[Shane Dawson As A Music Manager]
Paper!!!!!

[Shane Dawson As Ke$ha]
Hey what rhymes with blahhhh? Wanna watch me cross my eyes?

[Shane Dawson As A Music Manager]
What?!

[Shane Dawson As Ke$ha]
(stares)

[Shane Dawson As A Music Manager]
You’re not doing it!

[Shane Dawson As Ke$ha]
Yes, I am!

[Shane Dawson As A Music Manager]
No you’re not!

[Shane Dawson As Ke$ha]
What about now?

[Shane Dawson As A Music Manager]
No!

[Shane Dawson As Ke$ha]
Now?

[Shane Dawson As A Music Manager]
No!!

[Shane Dawson As Ke$ha]
Now?

[Shane Dawson As A Music Manager]
No!!!

[Shane Dawson As Ke$ha]
What about now?

[Shane Dawson As A Music Manager]
Now you’re just looking at me normal.

[Shane Dawson As Ke$ha]
Then why do I see two of you?

[Shane Dawson As A Music Manager]
Because you are incredibly intoxicated!

[Shane Dawson As Ke$ha]
Oh, ha, ha,ha, ha,

[Shane Dawson As Ke$ha]
(bangs face on the table and passes out)

ShaneDawsonTV2 – Kesha’s Brain Hurts. Hey what rhymes with blahhhh? Wanna watch me cross my eyes? Complete Full Script, Dialogue, Remarks, Saying, Quotes, Words And Text.