ShaneDawsonTV – Telephone – Dude’s Version – Lady Gaga Spoof

[Explicit Lyrics Warning]

[Shane Dawson]
Hello, hello, baby, sorry I can’t hear a thing
I got no service in my crib, you say, you say.
What What-at-at-t what did you say
You are breaking up on me
Sorry I can not hear you
I’m kinda busy

kinda busy
kinda busy
sorry I’m ignoring you
I’m kinda busy

[Shane Dawson Verse One]
Just a second, its my favorite game we’re gonna play
And I can not text you when I’m in my Mercedes.
Why can’t you take a hint, I need some time for me.
My dudes are in my place and we’re kinda busy.

Stop calling
Stop calling
I don’t want to talk anymore
We turned my living room into a big dance floor
Stop calling
Stop calling
I don’t want to talk anymore
We’re fist pumping like we are at the Jersey Shore

Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
Stop telephonin’ me!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
I’m busy!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
Stop telephonin’ me!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh

You can bang all you want
But you won’t pick a bone
Cause you’ll just gonna sit at home alone
You can be on the floor
And bark at the door
You’ll just gonna sit at home alone

You can bang all you want
But you won’t pick a bone
Cause you’ll just gonna sit at home alone
You can be on the floor
And bark at the door
You’ll just gonna sit at home alone

[Rap]
Bitch the way you’re hollar-in won’t make me leave no quicker
Stop updating my Twitter
Takin mobile pictures
Should throw my phone in the pool cause I’m finnin’ to slap ya
Throw a back-hand at ya
Bitch I ain’t gonna answer

[Shane Dawson Verse Two]
Not that I don’t like you,
I need some time for me.
Girls are not invited to our manly parties
Sometimes I feel like you treat me like a baby
But tonight I’m all grown up and drinking Hennie[Hennessy]
Drinking Hennie
Drinking Hennie
Actually Hennie makes me sick so I’m drinking Kool-Aide.

[Shane Dawson Verse One]
Stop calling
Stop calling
I don’t want to talk anymore
We turned my living room into a big dance floor
Stop calling
Stop calling
I don’t want to talk anymore
We’re wrist pumping like horny guys watching porn

Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
Stop telephonin’ me!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
I’m busy!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
Stop telephonin’ me!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh

You can bang all you want
But you won’t pick a bone
Cause you’ll just gonna sit at home alone
You can be on the floor
And bark at the door
You’ll just gonna sit at home alone

You can bang all you want
But you won’t pick a bone
Cause you’ll just gonna sit at home alone
You can be on the floor
And bark at the door
You’ll just gonna sit at home alone

[Shane Dawson]
Stop calling
Stop calling
I don’t want to talk anymore
We turned my living room into a big dance floor

[Girls Walked Into The Living Room And Saw Shane Dawson And The Dudes Dancing]

[Girl Who Called Shane Dawson Shows Up]
Wow!

[Girls Leave Disgusted]

Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
Stop telephonin’ me!

[Shane Dawson]
Okay, there you go, that was my take on Lady Gaga Telephone, when I say Lady Gaga original video I was like you know what, I gotta do my version, because you know me, I’m always out at the club parting it up, getting phone calls by girls and by girls I mean my mom. So here is my question to you, what is your favorite music video of all time? Leave me a comment of video response letting me know. Also I just realized by looking at myself in the camera, I look like I’m wearing lipstick, truth is I have really have a bad rash on my lips, so I’m wearing Neosporin, but it still makes me look like a drag-queen.

[Shane Dawson (kisses the air)]
That was the gayest thing I’ve ever done in my life. Alright guys, see you later, quick thanks to Totally Sketch[www.youtube.com/tottallysketch] for helping me make this video,
Klassicmaster[http://www.youtube.com/klassicmaster] for creating the amazing beat. Jo-e[
http://www.youtube.com/jodashevideos] for recording the song with me and everybody else that was in the video, all there links are in the side bar. Thank you guys, hope you have a great weekend, I’m gonna go, I’m gonna go put on the rest of my make-up,

[Shane Dawson (kisses the air)]
See you guys later.

ShaneDawsonTV – Telephone – Dude’s Version – Lady Gaga Spoof. I gotta do my version, because you know me, I’m always out at the club parting it up, getting phone calls by girls and by girls I mean my mom. Complete Full Text, Lyrics, Words And Text By Shane Dawson.