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[Screen Junkies – Honest Trailers – Dragonball Evolution – Featuring – TeamFourStar]
This year we got you the trailer you requested the most for some reason.
THE FOLLOWING IS AN HONEST MOVIE TRAILER
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After 42 Volumes of comics, 18 movies and 15 seasons of television; one live-action adaptation will ignore everything people loved about the Dragon Ball franchise.
In America’s biggest insult to Japanese culture since Hiroshima; DRAGONBALL EVOLUTION.
Prepare for FOX’s half-assed attempt to cash in on their expiring rights to Dragon Ball, it’s an adaptation that steals from everything except the source material.
Featuring elements of The Matrix, Lord of The Rings, Twilight and The Last Airbender.
Shadow [Quest] strike is the most basic of all The Airbender techniques.
OH COME ON!
When the sith lord! Piccolo escapes his ancient prison somehow Goku at Video Game High School [UNITECH] must find the Dragon Balls before something about an eclipse or else something about [Uzuru] the Evil Monkey Werewolf – It doesn’t make any sense. Can I get a little help here?
We’ll take it from here, honest trailer voice man-voice.
Thanks guys! I’m totally lost!
Alright listen up. Dragonball is the epic saga of a martial artist who – WAIT! THAT’S GOKU?
THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! I NEVER WENT TO SCHOOL!
Also I don’t think you’re white?
I’m a [SIA] Genie!
Anyway it’s about NOKU heres’ quest to collect all 7 wish granting Dragonballs before —- WHOA! [cleavage] WHEN DID I GET A HOTIE AS A SIDE-KICK? Maybe this movie isn’t so bad?!
[Man:] Source: LYBIO.net
I am [Vu Tang Roshi] BE VEGETABLE (HA HA HA HA HA HA HA)!
[Goku:] Source: LYBIO.net
My grandfather is dead.
Nope! IT SUCKS!
And along the way Goku was joined by his best friend [Gruen!]. Who should be showing up in the movie any second now. Any second!
You’re not in the movie!
DAMN IT! [EVOLUTION KILLIN OWNER COUNT: 1]
I gotta be honest guys this still seems pretty stupid.
But like THE SHOW is way better; I fly around with a magic cloud. Fight, a shape-shifting man-pig. And help a 300 year old man get laid! Have we sold you, yet? Not really! But thanks for trying. Bye, bye, honest trailer man-voice man. Hey my roof! Sorrrrrrrrrrrrrry!
Power up for a movie that doesn’t just sound bad – IT LOOKS BAD!
As the Epic Kai attacks from the cartoons are replaced with CGI-HAND FARTS (short various fart sound effects)
Squirm as the awkward level goes over 9,000, in a movie full of long pauses.
[Girl:] Source: LYBIO.net
You’re different. I like different.
Grandpa! I’m so happy to see you!
And Justin Chatwin forehead vein.
So gather up all your balls (hee-hee) for the one wish that everyone can agree on: make this movie never exist.
HOW DARE THEY MAKE A MOVIE ABOUT KAKAROT AND NOT INVITE ME!
Oh god not another one!
I am the Vegeta prince of the Saiyans……OH MY GOD! IS THAT THE BETA MALE?! Looks like a Tiger with Down’s syndrome; never-mind bullet dodged.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO DO THE HONORS?
OF COURSE I WILL!
THE KI MAKER
CROUCHING TIGER, DEAD CAREER
NOBODY’S FAVORITE GHOSTBUSTER
MIGHTY JOE YOUNG
AND NOT LARA CROFT
Oh god what a steaming pile.
So wait! KAKAROT wishes a guy he just met back to life at the end of the movie, but he just lets the man who just raised him from birth stay dead. Yeah, I can dig that.
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