Sarah Silverman Closes The Gap
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[Sarah Silverman Closes The Gap]
[Sarah Kate Silverman (born December 1, 1970):] Source: LYBIO.net
Oh hi, I’m Sarah Silverman. Writer, comedian and vagina owner.
Women make up almost half the working population, yet we typically earn just 78 cents for every dollar a man makes in almost every profession -like doctors, lawyers, teachers, miners, and even the oldest profession of them all, tailors.
Every year the average woman loses around $11,000 dollars to the wage gap. Over the course of the working years of her life that’s almost five-hundred grand.
That’s a $500,000 vagina tax!
That’s why I’m taking matters into my own hands. [well somebody else’s hands, really, Dr. Goldstein. Or is it Goldsteen]
I’m becoming a dude. In the grand scheme of things, it’s way less expensive than the money I’ll lose having a pus-y. Plus, I’ll finally be able to pee on walls. Or I – it will be easier to pee on walls.
Whoa so many.
[THE FRAT BOY]
Do you have anything more umm…European? I just feel like as a woman, I’m extremely sensitive, (Oh….) and I expect no less from my d!ck.
Oh, my god! I have boots that would look amazing with this! I’ll take it.
Alright, actually we’re all out of stock on that one, you can have the display model if you want.
I guess I was kind of hoping for that new pen*s smell.
Oh, yeah, no, none of them have that. Um…it’s kind of more like a sourdough bread.
I realize this may be an extreme solution for some women. That’s why we’re trying to raise the trillions of dollars the rest of you ladies will be cheated out over the course of your careers.
[Sarah Kate Silverman:] Source: LYBIO.net
If we hit our goal, every woman in America will get a check for the amount they’re owed. If not, we’ll donate the money to the National Women’s Law Center. I know, it sounds like an old ladies’ gym but really, they fight to get women the money they deserve, from pushing legislation like the Paycheck Fairness Act to promoting flexible work hours to keeping employers accountable for legislation that is already in place. They’re very good at what they do, you know, for a bunch of girls.
So, come on! Together we can fill the gap. We may not be able to pay every women back but at least there will be one less of us to worry about – this guy.
Hey, could you give me two really big balls? Like, I feel like I’m gonna be ball man.
Or make it three, it’s gonna take a lot of balls to tell women that the wage gap is fair.
Wait, let me say goodbye to my breasts. Isles, Rizzoli it’s been a wild ride, I’m gonna miss you two knuckle heads.
Society owes working women nearly $30 trillion.
Let’s crowdfund the wage gap.
(And give it to a non-profit fighting for equal pay.)
Donate to the NATIONAL WOMEN’S LAW CENTER
[Sarah Silverman:] Source: LYBIO.net
Does this pen!s make me look fat?
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