Samuel L. Jackson – Narrated – Go The Fuck To Sleep
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[Samuel L. Jackson – Narrated – Go The Fuck To Sleep]
[Adam Mansbach – Go The Fuck To Sleep is a book written by American author Adam Mansbach and illustrated by Ricardo CortÃ©s.]
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[Samuel Leroy Jackson (born December 21, 1948)]
I was anxious to ah to do the audio-read of this book, because my agent has twins and he gave me the book and I read it and I fell out laughing. I remember all those times when I did read to my daughter when she was that age. Everybody tells you reading stories will put kids to sleep, but it never works. It didnâ€™t in my house. Actually if I picked her up and made up and made up a story, it worked a lot better. I did say, â€˜go the fuck to sleepâ€™ to her a lot.â€™ I think at some point, she would look at me when Iâ€™d come in her room and sheâ€™d say, â€˜Go the fuck to sleep, Daddy?â€™ And Iâ€™d say, â€˜Yeah, go the fuck to sleep.
[Samuel L. Jackson – Narrated]
The cats nestle close to their kittens now.
The lambs have laid down with the sheep.
Youâ€™re cozy and warm in your bed, my dear.
Please go the fuck to sleep
The windows are dark in the town, child.
The whales huddle down in the deep.
Iâ€™ll read you one very last book if you swear
Youâ€™ll go the fuck to sleep.
The eagles who soar through the sky are at rest
And the creatures who crawl, run, and creep.
I know youâ€™re not thirsty. Thatâ€™s bullshit. Stop lying.
Lie the fuck down, my darling, and sleep.
The wind whispers soft through the grass, hon.
The field mice, they make not a peep.
Itâ€™s been thirty-eight minutes already.
Jesus Christ, what the fuck? Go to sleep.
All the kids from day care are in dreamland.
The froggie has made his last leap.
Hell no, you canâ€™t go to the bathroom.
You know where you can go? The fuck to sleep.
The owls fly forth from the treetops.
Through the air, they soar and they sweep.
A hot crimson rage fills my heart, love.
For real, shut the fuck up and sleep.
The cubs and the lions are snoring,
Wrapped in a big snuggly heap.
How is it you can do all this other great shit
But you canâ€™t lie the fuck down and sleep?
The seeds slumber beneath the earth now
And the crops that the farmers will reap.
No more questions. This interviewâ€™s over.
Iâ€™ve got two words for you, kid: fucking sleep.
The tiger reclines in the simmering jungle.
The sparrow has silenced her cheep.
Fuck your stuffed bear, Iâ€™m not getting you shit.
Close your eyes. Cut the crap. Sleep.
The flowers doze low in the meadows
And high on the mountains so steep.
My life is a failure, Iâ€™m a shitty-ass parent.
Stop fucking with me, please, and sleep.
The giant pangolins of Madagascar are snoozing.
As I lie here and openly weep.
Sure, fine, whatever, Iâ€™ll bring you some milk.
Who the fuck cares? Youâ€™re not gonna sleep.
This room is all I can remember.
The furniture crappy and cheap.
You win. You escape. You run down the hall.
As I nod the fuck off, and sleep.
Bleary and dazed I awaken
To find your eyes shut, so I keep
My fingers crossed tight as I tiptoe away
And pray that youâ€™re fucking asleep.
Weâ€™re finally watching our movie.
Popcornâ€™s in the microwave. Beep.
Oh shit. Goddamn it. Youâ€™ve gotta be kidding.
Come on, go the fuck back to sleep.
Samuel L. Jackson – Narrated – Go The Fuck To Sleep – I did say, â€˜go the fuck to sleepâ€™ to her a lot.â€™ I think at some point, she would look at me when Iâ€™d come in her room and sheâ€™d say, â€˜Go the fuck to sleep, Daddy?â€™ And Iâ€™d say, â€˜Yeah, go the fuck to sleep. Complete Full Transcript, Dialogue, Remarks, Saying, Quotes, Words And Text.