Sammy J – The Crotch Song
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[Sammy J – The Crotch Song]
[U By Kotex – Sports Liner]
[WARNING EXPLICIT LANGUAGE]
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Now some of you may have seen an advertisement this week for new feminine hygiene product targeting crotch sweat. Did you guys see that on the telly? Yeah. So ladies along last you have a solution to that issue that has plagued womanhood since time immemorial. But as a father of a young daughter I do have a few slight concerns. Que song:
I saw a new ad for a new product aimed at women
New panty liners to eliminate crotch sweat.
And though I don’t have degree in feminism
I feel their message is a little hard to get
Cause the assumption seems to be that sweating when you exercise is a major turn off so it’s best to keep sweating in disguise
But that does not address the fact that any guy who judges you for sweating when you exercise is probably a cock-head.
So if we apply the logic they’re using to sell it.
And your crotch is sweaty so you buy a 30-pack
Well then there’s a stronger chance you’ll end up with a douche-bag, and that’s a few years of your life you won’t get back.
In-fact when you think it through
Any guy who talks to you despite your sweaty crotch has already past a very basic test
It means he’s not brain dead.
It means he understands the cause or link between exercise and perspiration.
So take him to the formal
The website says and this is word for word I’m quoting:
It’s time we all stop being shy about vagina’s.
And then you click the product tab they’re promoting
Guilt, shame and embarrassment to sell their panty-liners.
So young girls if you’re listening and your crotch is feeling sweaty
You can chose to use a liner
Do whatever sets you free
But as you make your way through life avoid dating the assholes who would make you feel as bad as panty liner companies.
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