Ruzanna Shortstuffyan – Apology To Past Lovers – In Chronological Order
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To the boy who stood behind me, yelled my name & as I turned around
kissed my lips and ran away when we were three,
I’m sorry I slapped you.
To the boy who sat beside me in class from grade one to four,
I’m sorry I accepted your gifts over the years not knowing it was because you liked me.
I’m sorry for not telling you & everyone else the day I left for Canada.
To the boy in grade six, in Canada.
I’m sorry I told your mom I could never like you because you had too many pimples…
You really didn’t, she asked & I got nervous.
To my first unofficial high-school boyfriend.
I’m sorry I freaked out when you asked to meet my parents three weeks into the relationship
It’s just that you’re not from my culture, and you wouldn’t understand.
I’m sorry I had to fake fight with you, in order to break up something so innocent…
I didn’t even get to kiss you properly, I’m sorry.
To the first “boy” I made out with.
I’m sorry I never realized how old you were,
It’s just that Cuba had all inclusive drinks
& everyone around us at the resort kept yelling KISS.
This is more of an apology to your wife.
To my best friend in grade twelve.
I’m sorry after that party we went on like nothing ever happened.
It was definitely for the best & you’re still one of the greatest guys I’ve ever met.
To the first boy who hurt my feelings.
I’m sorry I got my hopes up.
I guess any girl would, after a kiss like that.
To my ex & first “serious” boyfriend.
I’m sorry I became a burden by the end of it.
I don’t blame you for not trying & I don’t regret anything.
I’m sorry I rejected your implied offer to be friends. With benefits.
I’m sorry this isn’t the apology you’d want to hear.
To the rebound.
I’m sorry it happened to be you.
I’m sorry your feelings aren’t returned.
I know you’re not used to rejection being a millionaire & all
I’m sorry I’m not attracted to money.
I know you think it’s immature of me to tell it how it is
But in my experience ‘a clear rejection is better than a broken promise.’
To all the guys I have friend-zoned over the years.
I’m sorry you will never be given a chance
Or a proper reason as to why.
To all the people who hear this & know that it’s about them.
I’m sorry I didn’t ask for your permission to apologize
To all the people I’ve hurt unintentionally.
Or sometimes even intentionally,
I sincerely apologize for being THAT girl.
don’t even need my apology
because eventually, karma comes around
disguised as a creepy guy on the bus.
with his legs spread
at my guts.
Yeah! That was Shortstuffyan
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