Rudy Mancuso iPhone 7 By Pineapple


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[Rudy Mancuso iPhone 7 By Pineapple]

[Steve Trabajo:] Source:
Technology, beauty, curiosity, Black People, White People, Indian People, the other Indian People, the world is ready for something new.

I’m Steve Trabajo, Founder and CEO of Pineapple. Pineapple is like Apple, but a little bit shittier. I remember my uncle once told me Miho great things happen all at once and he died from alcoholism. Here at Pineapple we’re committed to making sure our customers get the best techno – tech-tech-no-logical experience in the world.

See when you walk into an Apple Store, it’s complicated. You just like all these lines, all these people, it is confusing. Not with Pineapple, you walk into a Pineapple Store, it’s easy. It is just one guy there, he’s so, kind of sketchy, but he helps with whatever you need.

Come in, come in. Shut the door, shut the door, shut the door good to go my boy. Wants some weed.

At Pineapple, we’re all about making people happy. That’s why I’ve created the new Pineapple iPhone 7. It’s just like the iPhone 7 except it’s a lot – a lot shittier. I promise you this phone is amazing. Here’s why scratch screen. With an Apple iPhone 7, you could drop it and scratch it and that’s a real problem, with the Pineapple iPhone 7, it’s already cracked. So there’s no disappointment. You could drop it and it’s already shitty. So you’re not to worry about it. Anti-ugly camera, if you’re a Pineapple, we’re tired of seeing ugly people on the Internet. So that’s why we’ve invented this new feature where your pictures actually make you better looking. Check this out. See that, it makes me way better looking.

Sidechick messaging, are you ever hanging out with your girlfriend or your boyfriend and your side chick or your side dick text you and you are like oh shit, and you get in trouble, your worries are over.

[Steve Trabajo:] Source:
We’re proud to introduce our new messaging feature where anytime your side chick or side dick text you. It looks like you’re getting a text message from your mom. It’s very beautiful. And we’re really excited about it.

Pineapple music, Selena Gomez, Ariana Grande, Drake, Rihanna, Justin Bieber, these are just a few of the artist that we do not feature, but because we couldn’t close any deals, but uh… it doesn’t matter plus there is more.

For a limited time if you purchase the new Pineapple iPhone 7, you also get the Pineapple Watch, which is really dope it’s like the Apple Watch, but uh… it’s a little shittier. If you’re not convinced see what these people had to say when they experienced the phone for the first time.

Uh… its broken.

What the fuck is this.

It’s horrible.

Is this is part of it.

It’s broken.

It’s broken.

I mean it don’t even work, it’s not even working


Look at it for a couple of —

Get the fuck out of here. Get the fuck out of here.

Don’t waste your time with the iPhone 7. It’s expensive, it’s over a thousand dollars not ours. You know how much ours is, whatever you got in your pocket.

I’m Steve Trabajo, CEO and Founder of Pineapple. Pineapple. Think a little shittier.

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