Ron Swanson – Bacon Shortage PSA
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[Ron Swanson – Bacon Shortage PSA]
[Ronald “Ron” Ulysses Swanson (By Nick Offerman from Parks and Recreation] Source: LYBIO.net
My name is Ron Swanson. Due to a worldwide grain shortage in the next months, we will be experiencing what experts are calling a Bacon Shortage, and what I’m calling “total fucking bullshit”. Do not panic, there is time if you act immediately. Procure as much bacon as humanly possible, and hide it in as many locations as you can. I myself have 38 secret spots in these offices alone. Here are just a few; Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! When it comes to bacon, be prepared; another option, hoarding.
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Boss, I don’t know what’s in these boxes, but there is three more of them in the parking lot.
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