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[Robin Williams – Jihad]
[Robin McLaurin Williams (July 21, 1951 – August 11, 2014):] Source: LYBIO.net
One of the fundamental things is in a Jihad. That sounds like a country western term like Jeeha. But if you are in a Jihad and you kill an infidel which, I’m sad to say, is all of us and you yourself die… you go to heaven and you are greeted by 71 dark-haired virgins. Now everyone who’s ever been with one virgin is going… “I don’t know…” “For my talent portion…no, no, no ” Recently, there was a article in the New York Times, a Koran scholar said: “The actual translation is not dark-haired virgins, but crystal clear raisins.”
Slight difference in interpretation, really.
That’s very strange like, finding out that “Thy shall not kill” is “Thy shall not wear a kilt”. And the Scottish are going: “Fuck off!” Nooo –
And imagine some guy blows himself up, goes to the gates of Heaven saying: – Where are my bitches? – Here are your raisins.
“Or 71 Virgils going, You got a pretty mouth!”
Or one day we get Ossama Bin Laden goes to the gates of Heaven, there’s George Washington going waiting:
“How dare you defy that what we created” and starts whaling on his ass.
70 other members of the Continental Congress come down and start kicking the shit outta him.
And then he’s going what is this word virgins?
“Where are the virgins?” “71 Virginians, you asshole!”
“I must talk to Jesus Christ!”
“Where is Jesus Christ?”
And Saint Peter goes: “Hey, Jesus, did you call a cab, come here?” Ah huh.
I heard it. Finally the PC’s.
We crossed the politically correct line.
It’s OK to beat the shit out of them, but don’t do the Ethnic joke.
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