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[Rob Ford & Toronto Featured On The Colbert Report]
[Stephen Tyrone Colbert (May 13, 19640:]
Of course the bigger mayoral news comes out of Toronto and the drug scandal engulfing Chris Farley tribute mayor Rob Ford. After months and months of his denials, on Thursday Toronto police confirmed that Ford appears in a video that allegedly depicts the Mayor smoking crack cocaine. But – but on the bright side, he is personally taking crack off the streets of Toronto. That’s one less store for your kid, you’re welcome.
Well folks today, Mayor Ford masterfully handled these growing allegations by meeting with reporters to play 20 questions about the one question he was finally ready to answer.
[Rob Ford – Yes, I Have Smoked Crack Cocaine]
[Robert Bruce “Rob” Ford (May 28, 1969)] Source: LYBIO.net
You guys have asked me a question.
Would you say he was very discreet the way he described the video on Thursday was very cautious…[interrupted]
You asked me a question – you asked me a question back in May, and you can repeat that question.
The question we asked you back in May?
[Rob Ford:] Yes.
How can you…
You said the video didn’t exist sir.
You asked me a couple of questions and what were those questions?
Do you smoke crack cocaine?
Exactly. Yes I have smoked the crack cocaine.
Yep, that is the kind of blunt, straight forward, honesty crack smokers are known for. But folks what so impressed me is that Ford didn’t stop there. He immediately won back the public’s trust with his rock, solid explanation for his behavior.
[Rob Ford:] Source: LYBIO.net
Am I addict? No.
When have you tried it?
Have I tried it? Probably in one of my drunken stupors, probably approximately about a year ago. There has been times when I have been in a drunken stupor.
See, after a few beers he is just a social crack smoker. It’s like how some people, you know, it’s like how some people only smoke cigarettes when they’re strung out on heroin. So he is admitting to having a problem, but he’s not going to do anything, rash like something about it. As he explained, on Canada’s radio station.
I’m not going to sit here and say, I’m never going to drink again. That’s not realistic.
Yeah, it’s not realistic for him to quit drinking right now. I mean he is in the middle of a crack scandal. I need something that’s going to take the edge off. Anyway bottom-line, bottom-line folks, scandal is over, media handled, nothing to see here and there never was.
So I wasn’t lying. You didn’t ask the correct questions. No, I’m not an addict. And no I do not, do drugs I made mistakes in the past, and all I can do is apologize. But it is what is it and I can’t change the past.
Yes Rob Ford, can’t change the past. He can’t even remember the past. I mean what part of drunken stupor does the media not understand? I mean it’s not called a drunken, smart-fer.
Well folks, I have to tell you, I must tell you ladies and gentlemen, I am personally inspired by Mayor Ford’s courage to come clean about my own mistakes.
Have I ever smoked crack? Yes, but that was in the past. There’s nothing I can do. There is nothing I can do to change what happened. All I can do is apologize and move on. I’m so, so sorry that I smoked crack and I promise you, it will not happen again.
Now have I lied to you about never smoking crack again? Yes, I have. Is that the worst thing in the world? Does that make me a murderer? No. Have I ever murdered anyone? Yes, but that was in the past, while I was high on crack.
In the present I’m not murdering anyone.
Stay down, stay down, you die, die, you just die, you die, you stay dead, stay dead!
That’s what you get for trying to take my crack (beep). By the way if there is any video of this, I’d love to see it. Of course….
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