Rick Mercer – RMR – Rick’s Rant – Plastic Money
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[Rick Mercer – RMR – Rick’s Rant – Plastic Money]
[Richard Vincent “Rick” Mercer (October 17, 1969)] Source: LYBIO.net
Two rules I like to live by. One: Never discuss money in public, it is tacky. Two: It is not acceptable to state in public that someone or something is stupid, it’s rude, it lack wit. With that said, our new money, the plastic bills they’re stupid. I can’t think of another word for it. I have no idea what they were thinking. Someone in Ottawa, someone in government said to someone else in government: “We have a new plan for money, it will be harder to counterfeit and last longer.” Well, that’s great news, is there a downside? No, no, no. There’s no downside. “Oh!” You can’t fold this money in half. But that’s okay, Canadians will just carry clutch purses like Nan used to have. Also, the bills stick together so if your bar tab is $37 bucks and you give the guy $40 and say keep the change. You might give him your rent money without you knowing it.
[Rick Mercer] Source: LYBIO.net
Also, if you reach into your pants for your car keys, when your hand comes out the money tends to fly away. Well, that’s great, because the polymer bills have the magical flight properties of miniature hand-gliders. Look, I’m not against progress but this progress run a muck. I only hope that some day we will look back and say: “Do you remember when Pop-shop was gonna put coca-cola out of business so our – do you remember when people wore rain jackets that you ball up into a pouch and wear on your waist with a stylish belt or – do you remember when we had plastic money – boy that was stupid! Thank god those days are over. No such luck, we are powerless here, it’s not like you can boycott money. The future is here and it is plastic. And sadly there’s no cure for stupid.
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