Redneck Drives A Duct Tape Car Off A Cliff

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Redneck Drives A Duct Tape Car Off A Cliff

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[Redneck Drives A Duct Tape Car Off A Cliff]

What happens when you flip a car with a roll cage held together by duct tape?

140 VERTICAL FEET

DUCT TAPE JOINTS

NO WELDS

That was a dummy. I’d never get in that car it’s held together by a duct tape. But what if you use tape as strong as steel. Manliness!

TAPE JOINTS

NO WELDS

STRONG AS STEEL

Strong as steel, here is the thing you’re manly. Your shovels break, your pipes leak, your muffler falls off, because the manly man, we will not be muffled. So you need a manly solution for those manly problems.

DUCT TAPE IS TEMPORARY

Duct tape is temporary, and only gets you so far. It keeps the pieces together without actually make the things work again. Like my birth date with my parents’ marriage.

The hardware store may have new shovels and fresh pipes. But a manly man doesn’t want to spend his Saturday at a store. Unless store is a code word for a big screen TV that features Nachos while you fart.

You could call a handyman or a plumber but they charge you for consultation plus the price in new parts, plus labor, plus your dignity and your wife. Depending on how sexy your plumber is.

Well, now there’s a manly solution for your manly problems.

FiberFix

FiberFix, FiberFix is a special tape that’s strong as steel.

STRONG AS STEEL

That’s not an expression. It’s literally as strong as steel. I’m not prone to hyperbole. FiberFix can be used anywhere, got a blasted pipe Fiber fix it but only if you want that pipe to function properly for the rest of your mother loving life boy because FiberFix is strong, permanent and 100% watertight.

STRONG
PERMANENT
WATERTIGHT

Repairs like that can cause hundreds of dollars, fix yourself with FiberFix and spend the rest of the savings on something manly like hunting equipment or diversified stock portfolio that’s sensible yet aggressive enough to expect reasonable ROI because that’s manly too.

A quick FiberFix can save your Saturday. Tool broke fiber fix it. Saturday saved. Broken stool, yeah, that’s Fiber fixed, but sand it to be smooth and paint it to be beautiful like the toenails of a brownie woman. Camping in the middle of nowhere with broken tent pole Fiber fix it. Saturday saved.

FiberFix
HEAT WRAP

FiberFix
PATCHES

Exhaust pipes, water heaters, FiberFix can fix it all and it can withstand temperatures of up to 850 degrees.

FiberFix
HEAT WRAP 850°
VOLCANO 1292°

If there were any stronger, you could use it to repair a volcano. FiberFix is 100 times stronger than duct tape.

100X STRONGER THAN DUCT TAPE

Because it uses fiberglass technology.

1. DIP IT IN WATER
2. WRAP IT
3. WAIT 10 MINUTES

10:00

Just dip it in water. Wrap it and wait 10 minutes. Bam! Cured, hardened, strong as steel.

CURED
HARDENED
STRONG AS STEEL

FiberFix tougher than nails and softer the nothing because it’s FiberFix, it wasn’t made to be soft, if you want a soft; go buy a puppy and a tissue to blow its nose into, you want tough – buy FiberFix.

So if you break things and would like to unbreak them click here to order FiberFix today at fiberfix.com.

FiberFix.com

FiberFix is like a first aid kit. You shouldn’t wait until you cut yourself before you go out and buy one cause you bleed out and die. According to what I know about guts. And you got to have that kit ready the moment you need it. Just like you need FiberFix before something breaks in your house, your glove box, your tool box, your fanny pack. So when the poop hits the fan. You can wrap that poop in FiberFix – heaven help that fan. Or maybe you’re thinking do I have to buy a FiberFix. Can I just use 100 times more duct tape.

CAN’T I JUST USE 100X MORE DUCT TAPE?

Sure, you could totally do that or maybe you’re thinking FiberFix is tape that can’t be a permanent solution, will you just stop being such a tape racist because this is nothing like any other tape you’ve ever seen before.

Yes this roll cage was held together by nothing but FiberFix and no, I did not weld it.

It’s called FiberFix, as in permanent fix like when you get your dog fix there’s no going back. Sorry boy, here’s a tissue.

Is FiberFix for women too, just ask my smokin’ hot wife. Yes it is.

Back to you, husband.

So click here and we’ll send you our manly man kit. Complete with FiberFix repair wrap, heat wrap and patches. You’ll be ready to repair anything, anytime, anywhere.

REPAIR
ANYTHING
ANYTIME
ANYWHERE

So you can spend the rest of your time winning your wife back from the plumber. So unless you’ve never broken anything in your life ever, click here to try FiberFix today. FiberFix for every man including women.

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