Ray William Johnson – Underwear?

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Ray William Johnson – Underwear?

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[Ray William Johnson – Underwear?]

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
What’s happening guys? Guys there’s this video of this midget getting punched. (oh) No, not me! This other little dude here.

[Midget Slap – Clip] Source: LYBIO.net

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
He gets pimp slapped by this girl here, playing PlayStation!

[Midget Slap – Clip]
(foreign language)

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ) – Text]
Whoa whoa whoa whoa. Who gives a (beep) about the midget getting punched. Did anyone else notice how (beep) up that entire party was. (Must have been the krunk juice) Alright you got this escaped convict over here, like, humping the air. You got this dude over here, not moving at all, I guess he like, drank the bong water or something. You got this half naked midget, you got this belly dancer and then you got snookie up here, over here on the video game. Source: LYBIO.net Oh, in case you didn’t notice, they are doing all of this, in what it appears to be bathroom. Now, I don’t know how many views this has, I haven’t seen the original. This video was sent to me privately with no context! Like, hey, Ray, check out this video of this midget getting punched. Yah!! But frankly, I don’t give a damn about the little dude getting hit, I wanna know what the else is going on in that bathroom. Seriously, is this some kind of Cirque De Soleil after party? And whose bathroom is that? Is that Charlie Sheen’s (The Vatican Assassin Warlock)? I mean if he’s got parties like that going on in his bathroom then damn maybe he is winning! Like, man! You gotta go take a sh** in my bathroom some time. I got a PlayStation in there, I got Midgets and Belly Dancers.

[Cool Transition]

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
So this next video is pretty cool, actually really cool, (like your grandma!) its old though and it’s not really viral, I mean it got about a 100,000 views in about a year and a half (1.5 years) and for (4 Whatever reason) whatever reason Jesus (Ma boi j-Christ) government, who ever the hell controls the internet asked like 1,000 of you to suddenly send this video to me this week asking me to review it so I’m gonna review it. You’re fu**** WELCOME! Nah! I’m kidding, I admit it is a really cool video, so here it is. These guys decided to punch a fat hairy guy in his stomach but they did it in super slow motion!

[Fat Hairy Slowmo Vid – Clip] Source: LYBIO.net
(punch slow motion)

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
Yah, see that was pretty cool, huh, but then they took it one step further they went ahead and shot this bastard a couple of times with a BB Gun!

[Fat Hairy Slowmo Vid – Clip]
(bb gun slow motion)

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)] Source: LYBIO.net
First of all guys! DON”T EVER EVER TRY THIS AT HOME! You’ll shot your (beep) eye out, Kid! Second that was incredibly entertaining, but who in the right mind would volunteer to do something like that? I mean was the dude that broke? Did he need the money? Was he like pledging to be in a fraternity or something? Cause when you speed up that footage that (beep) looks painful!

[Fat Hairy Slowmo Vid – Clip]
(bb gun fast motion) Awww!

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
So I don’t know if you guys noticed at one point, I think his belly eats one of the BB’s! nom nom nom, I mean that BB doesn’t come back out! Where did it go? And by the way, just a side note, I’m told if you ingest too many BB’s your poop comes out (like Brendan Fraser) Bedazzled! When you go watch the full video you’ll see, you’ll notice, like, his stomach is all (beep)ed up from that! Which is why I said: ” DON”T TRY THIS AT HOME!! ”

[You: Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)] Source: LYBIO.net
Mom, Ray told me to go shot fat guys with a BB gun!

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
No, no, that’s not what I said! Anyway I have no idea why those guys decided to make that video and put their poor friend through that torture but it was Entertaining, nonetheless, good job!

[Cool Transition]

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
Alright, bam, here it is LAST VIDEO! You may have already seen this video because its got about 3.3 million views thanks to a recent push from Ellen, and its really simple. It’s just this little baby laughing at some ripped paper!

[Laughing Baby – Clip]
(dad rips paper and baby follows with a laugh)

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
Now when you go and watch the full video after this, and you read the description, you’ll see that the joke is kind of that the torn paper is a job rejection letter that the dad received. Which makes it all that much better that the baby is laughing so hard.

[Laughing Baby – Clip] Source: LYBIO.net
(dad rips paper and baby follows with a laugh)

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
Come on, admit it. Cutest baby ever? Come on, don’t you guys just wanna tickle him? And pick him up and snuggle with him, come here you little baby, snuggle snuggle! Snuggle! But that’s what I like about it so much, I’m glad its getting a lot of views because its just so pure! I mean, its just a baby! Laughing his little butt off. It’s not some crazy party with a midget getting hit in the face!

[Midget Slap – Clip]
(ah ah duhh!)

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
I mean its not one of those things where you gotta put it in super slow motion to make it cool. In fact if you did put it in super slow motion the baby would probably sound a little Demonic!

[Laughing Baby – Clip]
(dad rips paper and baby follows with a laugh in slow motion with fire breathing out of the baby’s mouth)

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
Nah! Come on! He’s a cute kid! I mean he’s just laughing a little bit at the paper being torn! And maybe a little bit of Charlie Sheen’s recent interviews?!

[Laughing Baby – Clip – Holding a Lap-Top Showing Charlie Sheen]

[Charlie Sheen – Carlos Irwin Estevez (born September 3, 1965)]
I’m Bi-winning, I win here and I win there.

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)] Source: LYBIO.net
Ah, come on now, little baby! Don’t you be laughing at Charlie Sheen! I hear taking a (beep) in his bathroom is like the best party you’ll ever go to! I’m just saying, that’s what I heard! I’m not one hundred percent sure (NOT 100% SURE) But you know what I’m always sure of the comment question of the day. Which comes from a user name (bam) LemonPledges. And they said:

[LemonPledges]
And are common question of the day is

What would you do if you have all the money in the world

What underwear would you wear?

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
Alright, I think they are asking: if you have all the money in the world what underwear would you wear? Yah, its weird, I don’t know, just answer it and leave your interesting and creative responses in the comment section below, or on Facebook or Twitter

[Cool Transition]

[Ray William Johnson] Source: LYBIO.net
But thanks for watching today’s episode of Equals Three, I’m Ray William Johnson, and I approve this message. Oh, real quick guys, the other day, I did a video with my boy Freddie Wong, so you can check it out here, if you want, bam bam, its pretty cool, I get to shot some heads off some trolls with a shot gun! And Freddie is an awesome guy! And an amazing film maker! And ah, if you wanna subscribe to him, go ahead, no one’s gonna no one’s gonna complain, and slam dunk! And I’ll see you guys in a few days. So tell me guys, “What would you Nom Nom Nom on?”

[Ray William Johnson – Bottles Of Beer – Outer]
(The outer song Ray William Johnson – Bottles Of Beer” Ray William Johnson – Bottles Of Beer.)

Ray William Johnson – Underwear? Alright, bam, here it is LAST VIDEO! You may have already seen this video because its got about 3.3 million views thanks to a recent push from Ellen, and its really simple. It’s just this little baby laughing at some ripped paper! Complete Full Script, Dialogue, Remarks, Saying, Quotes, Words And Text To Ray William Johnson – Underwear.

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