Ray William Johnson – Demon Pizza

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Ray William Johnson – Demon Pizza

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[Ray William Johnson]
Whats happening forum? Ahhh, what your having a bad day? You know what will make your feel better? A black guy who is mad at Toys R Us. (Angry Black Man)

[(Angry Black Man)]
Bzitch azz nigga, come in Toys R Us – don’t give me some coloring books and some magic markers! I like coloring, I’m a god damn, artist. I don’t give a fzuck what nobody say, I go inside and where are your coloring books and where your colors at? Bztch talking that she ain’t got no colors! This is Toys R Us, that means you should have toys for me, bztch azz nigga!

[Ray William Johnson]
The angry black man is my favorite guy on the internet right now! Source: LYBIO.net I mean this dude is jokes. In this video he goes off for like four or five minutes, about a fzckin toy store.

[(Angry Black Man)]
Theres’ some whips inside of there. What little kid need a whip. Whatcha you think this is “Roots”? Trying to be racist, ah, Toys R Us, I don’t see you selling anything else, except for some damn whips, bztch, you trying to whip me bztch, I’m gonna, whip me. aha. (Apparently, he’s not a Tory R Us Kid)

[Ray William Johnson]
I don’t know if this is an act? Of if, he’s actually that pissed off? All I know angry black needs his own TV Show, doesn’t matter what it is! Hell, he could replace the weather man. I’m tired of these mutherfzckin bztch azz “cloud”. He could even replace Morgan Freeman doing those voice overs. “I’m tired of these bztch azz penquins”. I’m just sayin, I also love that one point he’s actually inside the store cussing like that.

[(Angry Black Man)]
$159.00 Dollars, are you out of your god damn mind, Toys R Us! $159.00 Dollars for a god damn mutherfzckin piano. You ain’t Lionel Richie mutherfzucker. Source: LYBIO.net You ain’t singing my heart break bztch azz nigga! $159.00 Dollars I’ll wipe my azz $159.00 Dollars

[Ray William Johnson]
You know white soccer moms’ are walking with their shopping carts and like “You see that Billie, that’s why you go to private school.”

[Ray William Johnson – Cool Transition]

[Ray William Johnson]
So there’s this dog, who uses Auto-Tune to sing. You mean Kesha! No! I mean the dog howls into an iPad AutoTune Apps.

[Dog]
(howls)

[Owner Of Dog]
Good girl, sing!

[Dog]
(howls)

[Ray William Johnson]
Now this video got like, 500,000 views in a few days, but before that the dog Mishka had a few viral videos because she can talk(talking dog) and I’m serious the bztch can talk, she and I, once had a three hour conversation about the social implications of chasing squirrels. Source: LYBIO.net But still you can’t deny that Mishka can howl a catchy tune.

[Dog]
(howls)

[Owner Of Dog]
Good girl!

[Dog]
(howls)

[Ray William Johnson]
Now the owner has actually put the song on iTunes. So I guess, Mishka can use the money to buy Milk-Bones and Prosthetic Legs to hump and such. And why not, Mishka looks like she’s having fun and if you look at her, she’s a beautiful dog. I’ll wreck that chick. No! Just saying that she has a well groomed coat.

[Ray William Johnson – Cool Transition]

[Ray William Johnson]
Guys, I’m not gonna lie, this next video is terrifying! I’m serious! Source: LYBIO.net Now its based on an old Olsen Twins music video about Pizza.

[Kids Singing Give Me Pizza]
Give me Pizza
p.i.z.z.a
Give me Pizza

[Ray William Johnson]
Right, pretty harmless! No, but about a week ago, somebody took that footage and slowed it down.

[Kids Singing Give Me Pizza Slower Playing]
Give me Pizza
p.i.z.z.a
Give me Pizza (Chopped n Screwed?)
Ah, didn’t I happen to say.

[Ray William Johnson]
No, no, no, keep watchin these kids get fzckin creepy.

[Kids Singing Give Me Pizza Even Slower Playing]
I —— W–A–N–T——-P—-I—Z—Z—A
Hey ah, are you ready to play
Set with the pizza, now bring me some chicken(black girls singing)
Throw it on top and make it finger licking
Guacamole. Meatballs
Whip cream pouring like water falls(androgynous kid)

[Ray William Johnson]
Holly (beep) I’m gonna have nightmares about that – did you see that? Seriously guys, the internet was invented for that one moment when that androgynous kid goes: ” Whip Cream Pours Like Waterfalls.”

[Ray William Johnson]
Oh, oh, oh, and why they gotta make that black girl want the fried chicken? See that’s just messed up! I’m sure the angry black man would have something to say about that: “I’m tired of these mutherfzckin bztch azz Satanic Children.” Seriously, I’m not sure what makes this video so damn creepy! I think it might be that every shot lingers on, just a little too long!

[Black Girl Singing Very Slow]
Chocolate sauce spreading is slow

[Olsen Twins Singing Very Slow]
Oreo’s, Marsh mellows
Source: LYBIO.net

[Androgynous Kid Singing Very Slow]
Carmel, Coconut, Cream

[Ray William Johnson]
Well, alright, I’m – I’m – I’m done! I gotta stop looking at her, or I’ll forget the Olsen Twins Demonic Azz Music Video out of my head. But you know what will never get head? (lol wut?) Out of my head! The comment question of the day, it comes from a user named: “Zabsewel” (bing) he said: “What’s the meaning of life?” So what’s the meaning of life? Leave your interesting and creative responses in the comment section below, or on Facebook or Twitter

[Ray William Johnson – Cool Transition]

[Ray William Johnson]
Thanks for watching today’s episode of Equals Three, I’m Ray William Johnson, and I approve this message. So tell me forum, whats your favorite emoticon?

The outro song “Stalkin’ Your Mom” is written and performed by Wax

Ray William Johnson – Demon Pizza. In this video he goes off for like four or five minutes, about a toy store. I don’t know if this is an act? Of if, he’s actually that pissed off? All I know angry black needs his own TV Show, doesn’t matter what it is! Hell, he could replace the weather man. Complete Full Script, Dialogue, Remarks, Saying, Quotes, Words And Text By Ray William Johnson – Demon Pizza.

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