Randy Rainbow You’re Making Things Up Again Donald

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Randy Rainbow You’re Making Things Up Again Donald

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Donald Trump: Source: LYBIO.net
Here’s the bottom line. We’ve got to keep our country safe. You look at what’s happening. You look at what’s happening in Germany, you look at what’s happening last night in Sweden. Sweden, who would believe this? Sweden.

Randy Rainbow:
Hey Siri.

Siri:
I have no [beep] idea.

Donald Trump:
They took in large numbers. They’re having problems like they never thought possible.

He just told a lie
Nothing happened last night in Sweden

Donald Trump:
Folks, we were left a mess like you wouldn’t believe, that mess that I was left by Obama.

You’re making things up again Donald
You’re stretching the truth again and you know it
Don’t be like Kellyanne, Donald
Because a lie is a lie

You’re making things up again Donald
You’re eating the facts and then shitting out fiction
Please just stop doing that Donald
Or not we’re all gonna die

Randy Rainbow:
Mr. President? Mr. President?

Donald Trump:
Go ahead.

Randy Rainbow:
Um… Regarding your tiny little baby temper tantrums about the press or as you call it fake news, aren’t you concerned sir that you are undermining the First Amendment?

Donald Trump:
The public doesn’t believe you people anymore. Now maybe I had something to do with that, I don’t know, but they don’t believe you. If you were straight and told it like it is, I would be your biggest booster – I would be the biggest fan in the world.

Randy Rainbow:
And I – and if I may, what is your response to the headlines claiming that your White House is in total chaos?

Donald Trump:
It’s zero chaos. We are running – this is a fine tuned machine. I won, I won. I mean, its story, after story, after story…

You’re rambling endlessly Donald
You sound like my drunk Aunt Susanna’s Thanksgiving
You can’t just say what you want Donald
You’re talking straight out of your hole

You’re making things up again psycho
You’re scaring the shit out of most of the country
With all due respect to you psycho

I don’t think real Presidents get their briefings from FOX & Friends, right?

Donald Trump: Source: L Y B I O . N E T
No.

Randy Rainbow:
And we’re back with my guest, President Donald Trump. Ah! It’s still hard to say that. Donald, what about all the accusations continuing to swirl around you and Vladimir Putin? And when are you just going to put the rumors to rest and tell us, are you guys engaged?

Donald Trump:
We’ll see what happens.

Randy Rainbow:
Well, he is very handsome. He’s also a cold-blooded killer.

Donald Trump:
A lot of killers. We got a lot of killers. What? You think our country is so innocent?

Donald Trump:
Does anybody really think that Hillary Clinton would be tougher on Russia than Donald Trump? Does anybody in this room really believes that?

Randy Rainbow:
I do.

You’re making things up again Donald
(You’re making shit up)
You’re eating the facts and then shitting out fiction
(You’re making shit up)
Please just stop doing that Donald
Or you’re gonna get us all killed

Who would believe a deranged hypocrite
Who would believe I would be wishing for MIT
They’ve dump rationale
And Sean Spicer needs Valium

Is anybody buying this shit?

Donald Trump: Source: LYBIO.net
No.

You’re making things up again Donald

Donald Trump:
I own nothing in Russia.

You’re making things up again Donald

Donald Trump:
The news is fake.

You’re making things up again Donald

Donald Trump:
We had a very smooth roll out of the travel ban.

You’re making things up again Donald

Donald Trump:
Nobody mentions that Hillary received the questions to the debates.

Randy Rainbow:
Sweetie, get over it.

Donald Trump:
No good.

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