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Poor Jeb

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[Poor Jeb]

[Woman:] Source: LYBIO.net
When a mother sea turtle lays her eggs in the beach sand, she doesn’t stick around to protect them. And even if the egg survive long enough to hatch, as few as 1% of hatchlings will survive to adulthood.

[Donald Trump:]
You look at Jeb Bush. Poor Jeb, I mean, here is a guy who spent 100 and some odd million dollars already and he’s almost last. What he’s done to the Bush family. And he doesn’t even want to use the Bush name. He’s ashamed of the Bush name.

[Stephen Colbert:]
You know you’re in trouble when your Super PAC ditches the Jeb!, for just Jeb.

[Reporter:]
Can you tell us a little bit more about the turtle…

[John Ellis “Jeb” Bush:]
This is a long-haul and slow and steady wins the race. That’s kind of the…

[Reporter:]
Yeah, why do you have a turtle in your pocket.

[Jeb Bush:]
Hah…

[Reporter:]
He just showed me a turtle.

[Jeb Bush:]
I give them out… I give them out to kids.

[Reporter:]
You just have the pocket full of turtles.

[Jeb Bush:]
Slow and steady progress, that’s what that means. I do have a bunch of turtles.

[Jeb Bush:]
Are you serious?

[Jeb Bush:]
You’ll see, I have them. I got the baby Jesus, I got my rosary beads and I have got three turtles.

[Donald Trump:]
You know if you look at a guy like Jeb Bush; he’s taken 100 low energy. He’s taken 120, extremely low. Well, I shouldn’t say that, he’s debating right now. Maybe he’s doing great. He’s probably looking for me. He said, has anyone seen Trump? Where’s Trump? Where is he – where is he…

[Marco Rubio:] Source: LYBIO.net
Well, it’s interesting. Over the last few weeks, I listened to Jeb, he said you’re modeling your campaign after John McCain, and that you’re going to launch a furious comeback the way he did by fighting hard in New Hampshire and places like carrying your bag at the airport.

[Jeb Bush:]
I will.

[Marco Rubio:]
You know how many votes John McCain missed when he was carrying out that furious comeback that you’re now modeling under…

[Jeb Bush:]
He wasn’t my senator.

[Marco Rubio:]
No, Jeb, I don’t remember—well, let me tell you. I don’t remember you ever complaining about John McCain’s vote record. The only reason why you’re doing it now is because we’re running for the same position, and someone has convinced you that attacking me is going to help you.

[Jeb Bush:]
Well, I’ve been—

[Marco Rubio:]
Here’s the bottom line. I’m not—my campaign is going to be about the future of America. It’s not going to be about attacking anyone else on this stage.

[Donald Trump:]
And we don’t need a weak person being President of the United States, okay, because that’s what we’d get if it were Jeb. I’ll tell you what –

[Rand Paul:]
In the current circumstances, kids who had privilege like you do don’t go to jail, but the poor kids in our inner cities go to jail. I don’t think that’s fair.

[Jimmy Kimmel:]
Do you feel at all sorry for Jeb Bush?

[Cross-Talk]

It was when 30,000 individuals who were part of the Iraqi military…

Wouldn’t be…

Jeb Bush…

[Donald Trump:]
We don’t need a weak person being President of the United States, okay…

[Jeb Bush:]
Donald Trump is a jerk. Man, they don’t me. They don’t know me.

[Child:]
Over to me and gave me this little tortoise and said slow and steady wins the race. So, hopefully, that’s true.

[Reporter:]
True for him and for you?

[Child:]
Yes.

[George Bush:]
True measure of a man is how you handle victory and also defeat.

[Bill Clinton:]
I know this about Jeb: He’s not afraid to succeed. In other words, I think he knows he could do the job and nor is he afraid to fail.

[Jeb Bush:] Source: L Y B I O . N E T
No, I’m not, basically, fuck you.

Poor Jeb

Poor Jeb

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