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[Philip DeFranco (born December 1, 1985)] Source: LYBIO.net
Hello and welcome to the Thursday show my name is Philip DeFranco and this show really isn’t a show it’s just me talking about a bunch of Canadians ruining everything for everyone else.
But before we get into that let’s jump into our first story which is Anthony Weiner pulls out! Oh god that’s such a good headline. I love that that’s New York Post journalism at it’s finest. But yes Congressman Anthony Weiner is stepping down, finally, after Obama was like “I would… I mean I wouldn’t send text messages like that to a 17 year old girl, but if I did because I was a scumbag because I was doing that rather than taking care of my now pregnant wife, I’d probably step down.” And really Anthony Weiner’s only hope is to say that he’s stepping down because he wants to take care of his new, possible baby and he’s doing it because he’s taking care of his family and Anthony Weiner kind of just screwed himself, because literally like the only people that have come out have been like 17 year old girls and pr0n stars who are holding press conferences and once you get involved with pr0n stars you are fucked! Not even the good, kinky way where they do that thing with their vagina, but kind of the same way Crystal Harris was fucking Hugh Hefner. I mean granted with her mouth and vagina but new reports show that Crystal Harris had been planning for a very long time to screw Hugh Hefner. Not only did she break up with him the same day that her single came out sorry stupid bitch that’s going nowhere. But apparently she had been shopping around a potential interview that would’ve taken place when she stood up Hugh Hefner at the alter completely embarrassing the man in-front of all his friends and on a TV special. So some advice to the men treat underage girls, pr0n stars, wannabe somebodies, treat them like hard core drugs only do them if you have nothing to lose. Because that shit will fuck up your life. I would take a bullet, anywhere nonfatal than be surrounded by women that have something to gain because they have dirt on me. That’s not anti-woman, that’s just common sense.
[Philip DeFranco] Source: LYBIO.net
But let’s move onto one of my favorite segments The Vanessa Hudgens Watch! I make sure to wax now Vanessa Hudgens is in the news again because she’s doing another Candie’s photoshoot she loves doing those and she looks hot but quick note to people doing the photoshoots you’re constantly making her look younger and younger. Which makes me feel weirder and weirder but technically she’s still legal, so I’m okay with it if you want to see those pictures, full gallery for you in the description of links. Yep!
In very awesome news if you like anything funny. Dave Chappelle apparently has a new show in the works but sorry old media it is rumored to only being shot towards Hulu or Netflix an online only show. Which between this and other potential Netflix only projects could be a window to the future. Because one: you have a service like Netlix, which is awesome I constantly recommend it to everyone not even because if you use the netflix.com/phillyd code you get a free month instant trial and they give us money. Sellout! But because it is actually a very awesome service TV is essentially all on demand whether by TiVo, record it with a set top box or watching it online, that’s the way of the future that and mobile. 20% of you guys watch this show on phones I mean if anything, that stat means something but just fingers, I hope Dave Chappelle comes back to TV, if not he does a lot of hush-hush shows at like the Laugh Factory so if you’re ever in LA check it out, it’s awesome why am I whispering?
But before we jump into the big story of the day a lot of people have been requesting monkey shirts we purposely took a long time because a lot of the places we wanted to go through wanted to charge people like $24 quality of the shirts weren’t the best and then now we just decided to go through our buddies who, instead of for $24, they’re going to sell the shirts for $19.99 and so if you want a monkey shirt
whether because it’s awesome or you want to support us here a limited preorder sale is up please note, they will not even start to ship to you for like two to three weeks. This is kind of how we’re going to figure out how big the Nation is in mass and density size and they’re awesome, whether you’re naughty, nice or Matt male and female, good times.
[Philip DeFranco] Source: LYBIO.net
But let’s jump into the biggest story today What the fuck Vancouver type people? If you’ve been under a rock, Vancouver had a riot last night because they lost. Which is obviously weird news to any Lakers fan because we only do that shit when we win. But yeah! Last night was Game 7 of the NHL Finals the Boston Bruins beat Vancouver and then everyone went crazy the news is still a little shoty over there but there were reported beatings, stabbings a guy got pushed off an overpass and died people were setting buildings on fire this Asian guy got angry and it was easily one of most disgusting things to see since the Olympic Riots. And here’s the thing I’ve been to Vancouver, I love the people there. But Vancouver is kind of like that friend you have that is really, really awesome and really, really fun and smart but you give them some booze and they’re an asshole. Like at least in LA, we throw the cabbie drivers out of the taxi before we flip it and set it on fire in Vancouver, they set cars on fire and then jump on them or they have sex in the street during the riot there are several videos that I can’t even show here. I’m going to post them up on the other website but it’s like literally thousands of people in the street one guy’s like “Wow everyone calm down” and then they just destroy him. And no one even tries to help the guy it just boggles my mind I never get sports riots, like I’m a Yankees fan and I’ll shit talk my Boston friends. But I’m not going to go fucking crazy and punch someone I’ve never been that drunk like the riots in Athens, I get that seems like your whole world is about collapse every starts freaking out, I get that this: stupid and so here’s the thing, a lot of Vancouver people are saying it’s not even Canucks fans they’re just people in Canucks jerseys but that’s what you guys said last time. And maybe it’s true but it’s not like all fans are angels
But enough of the negative side there is silver lining to this situation first, police and several tumblrs have requested people to send in pictures from the riot, so they can get these idiots faces and arrest them. Then 13,000+ people have said they’re going to go and clean up Vancouver today I’m not sure how that’s turned out so far and three, I guess any of the life threatening injuries people receive are treated for free. So that’s always a good thing until that possibly changes for Canada in the upcoming years personally I think this all could’ve been stopped if they just played Samuel L. Jackson’s “Go the Fuck Sleep” on some intercom system.
Then they could all laugh and remember their love for maple syrup and penguins and not losing to America in a hockey game and just gone home but regardless the good and bad of this situation this will be a definite low point in Vancouver’s history. Which of course verifies that one absolute truth. A few assholes can always ruin it for everybody. But don’t worry I still love you Canada.
[Philip DeFranco] Source: LYBIO.net
But guys that’s everything that mattered to me this Thursday of course I do want to give something away which is one of the PhillyD t-shirt prototypes to be eligible to win said shirt, which of course, once again, is available for preorder down below is one: leave a comment on this video most likely about anything, possibly about our question of the day which is: How do you feel about the Vancouver Riots? Any thoughts really and two: clickitty clack that like button because it makes me feel good inside also it helps the Nation grow but guys like I said that’s really all that mattered to me this Thursday as always, my name is Philip DeFranco and you’ve just been Phill’d in and I will see you tomorrow.
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