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[Philip DeFranco – Sean Bean Got Stabbed For This]
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[Philip DeFranco (born December 1, 1985)]Source: LYBIO.net
Hello and welcome to the Wednesday show if you’re not familiar, my name is Philip DeFranco and this show really isn’t a show, it’s just something I do to waste time since my world of Gallifrey was time locked in the great Time Wars time.
To start off today’s show, congratulations to Natalie Portman had a baby boy, that’s not really news I care about but what mattered to me with this was why does it seem like Natalie Portman has only been pregnant for two weeks. But Mariah Carey was pregnant for 5 years? I mean it’s probably just the attention whoreyness of Mariah Carey, but I was wondering perception, it’s a weird thing, it’s just all so wibbly wobbly (timey wimey stuff)
And from there let’s just jump into the stupid because there is a lot of it, so much A woman in Savannah, Georgia called 911 because, she was attacked? No Someone stole something from her? No because they gave her the wrong food and she called the police so the police would go down there and tell those idiots to give her the right food order.
[Audio Clip Of The Wrong Food Order Calls Police]
What’s your emergency?
1170B Lav____ Drive. I ordered food and they gonna give me the wrong food. I bring this outside and they gonna tell me they ain’t gonna give me money, they huh, huh, I need somebody
Because apparently the police department has nothing else better to do in Savannah, Georgia. Florida and Georgia are the only states where this is like a thing that happens on a regular basis. Because there are awesome people in those states, but there are also centralized places of stupid people
[Philip DeFranco] Source: LYBIO.net
And let’s talk about the big elephant in the room, the angry old lady, is an angry old black lady which isn’t really weird, most older black women I’ve ever met: angry. Older black dude most awesome dudes on the planet that’s just a rule, old black dudes awesome, I’ve never had a bad experience with an old black man, yesterday I went to McDonald’s because I like their coffee from time to time and I was going to grab a stirrer and a black man said “Son, you don’t want to grab one of those stirrers because you never know whose hands are dirty, in the tray or in life use a straw, keep yourself covered.” Oh my god that’s really deep for six o’clock in the morning so rule of life, if an old black man talks to you listen, listen good
Hey, hey internet want to see something terrifying? No? too bad
[Video Clip Of Body Modification Suspensions Using And Air Balloon]
Yep, that is what it looks like a man hooking himself to a hot air balloon being lifted into the air and smiling. I really don’t like the music they play during the clip but I think it’s probably because they couldn’t use the audio because the audio would sound like: Oh dear god, this was a terrible decision. I immediately regret this.
In other news teen mom “star” Amber Portwood tried to commit suicide. Of course I said tried because like most other things in her life, she failed reportedly her life was saved because her boyfriend or husband or whoever inseminated her sent his mom over to her house because he’s too lazy to even do that. And she found Amber passed out on the couch from apparently taking a bunch of pills and tying a rope around her neck. Tried to double up, still failed and if you think I’m being mean about this it’s because people like Amber Portwood really have no value in society, they’re meat bags filled with oxygen that we stare at and that’s about as much as they supply to the world. And if anything, her potentially being out of her daughter’s life would probably be a good thing and let’s be honest, Amber, if you were really really serious about suicide, you would just let your boyfriend have sex with you while he’s on top, if you weren’t killed by the initial impact, easily you’d be smothered to death by his breasts. Ahhh, I got all my hate out for the day that felt so good,
[Philip DeFranco] Source: LYBIO.net
Then of course one of the big stories yesterday that I really didn’t talk about was Hugh Hefner breaking up with his 25 year old fiancÃ©, was she 25? it’s something ridiculous let’s be honest, it is still 80% creepy that he bangs these chicks like as a guy, I’m like yeah 85 like essentially she’s a child bride that’s what that feels like, but they split up and let’s be honest let’s stop calling these playmates models. They’re essentially prostitutes, he pays them a fee, they take pictures and then have sex with him that’s essentially just a prostitute with a better name. Prostitutes with hearts of gold. But prostitutes if you’ve never read one of the books, or even just pages out of the books from his former girlfriends the sex stuff is weird, like the main girlfriend gets him hard and then they take turns, it is weird but a good read.
And our final story is the segment The Sean Bean Watch “Every good show I’m in I have a sword.” that’s true Sean Bean widely known for playing Boromir in Lord of the Rings and is now in Game of Thrones is in the news because he got into a bit of a spat he was out on the town with his date April Summers the very hot and very sexy topless model and to finish up the night they went to a bar outside of London. Some guy said some really rude things about his date he said “I challenge you sir!” to which the guy was like “Screw you Boromir” and everyone thought it was over, but when Sean Bean went out for a cigarette later in the night, the dude broke a bottle stabbed him, punched him in the face police took the other guy away and they were like “Hey Sean Bean, you should go to the hospital” but he was like “No”. And they just patched him up there and then he went right back to drinking. Which means he’s either awesome, or he’s just a heavy alcoholic, dedicated, dedicated alcoholic main point. Sean Bean is a man and I hope he went home that night and impregnated Summers because he plans to start an army of super babies, with a slight case of alcoholism, that’s the future I want to live in.
But guys that’s it for the news today some last second updates, for those of you that were wondering about the posters, for the next 36 hours there is a coupon code called “Humpday” use that coupon code you get $2 off our posters, it’s always good, if you were wondering where that picture came from ladies of the Nation have been sending pictures so we post one a day, on PhillyD.tv, check out the website
[Philip DeFranco] Source: LYBIO.net
And finally it is time for another giveaway today we will be giving away another Xbox 360 and remember you only have to do 2 things to do to be eligible, one: leave a comment on this video most likely about our question of the day, your question of the day today is:
Do you think kyrptonite makes Sean Bean weaker? and two:
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