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[Philip DeFranco (December 1, 1985)] Source: LYBIO.net
That makes about as much sense as that jousting ad from the lottery I wish that rather than doing content, I could just refer to something else and then play it. That would be like that one time I played my intro and then I did a terrible show.
This is a new show.
[Philip DeFranco] Source: LYBIO.net
Hello and welcome to the Monday Philip DeFranco Show my name is Philip DeFranco, and this is not a show, but really just a thing where I talk about some of the stuff that mattered to me in the news today, starting with Washington D.C. having a big story, because if you ever like “I wish could be drunk and drive and possibly not get in trouble.” Washington D.C. is the place to do it right now. The More You Know.
One of the reasons is the Nation’s capital is having a very very hard time funding just basic things and police officers do not have regular breathalyzers. So they’re having to use ways that don’t necessarily work or requesting for drivers to pee in a cup and do something that ends up being weirder more time consuming and possibly more expensive. And this is scary because this is definitely how it starts not being able to fund very basic things. Until eventually that bubble bursts. So be happy to know, the end is near America! meet you in Kansas. But America do not worry things are not all damp and dark.
America has decided that pew pew is the new BANG BANG!! as the Navy tested out a new laser weapon that literally shoots lasers miles and blows sh** up, one of the tamer videos they released was a Navy ship shooting a laser and just getting pinpoint precision on blowing out a ships engine. I imagine so you can eyepatch it up, board their ship, and take their booty. Or do like they did to the pirates over the summer and snipe them, but lasers, much cooler happy about laser.
And today, of course, my favorite segment What the fuck Indonesian people?? The Indonesian MP, who helped pass a law, that made it illegial to watch po***ography, it’s like this super super crazy law that you could actually get jail time. And the reason people are talking about him is because he is stupid, oh so stupid he was literally on the job, looking at po*** on what looks to be just like a tablet possibly not an iPad, but maybe a Xoom. Source: LYBIO.net I’m not sure, but this brings up something that I never really fully understood, Who watches po*** at work? Why would you do that? I’m always personally terrified that when I’m looking on at something on the computer, my camera is on, so I can’t even imagine if you were at a place where other people were. How do you not have that level of self control? That you’re like “Right now, I need to see some sex! Now or I can not function as a human being.” masturbate in the shower like a normal human being you will end up being way more productive the entire day, or just have sex weird, kinky, just… things that are wrong, sex, and if you can’t. Then fix your situation because masturbating at work is a low, it’s low for you, all that being said, the Indonesian MP is stepping down, he said he wasn’t coerced he’s stepping down out of his own will, I imagine because he’s like “sh**! I’m a hypocrite, now people know I’m a hypocrite” but people shouldn’t be angry if you looked up: hypocrite being a hypocrite, in a thesaurus it would just say: Politician (noun) summary of that story: What the fuck Indonesian people??
Now if we move over to big international news, China on Sunday and I’m paraphrasing here, but they essentially said “Yo, United States, shut the fuck up!” I think I accidentally did an accent, but saying, United States is beset by violence, racism, and torture and has no authority to condemn other governments’ human rights problems. Going on to say, that the United States invades other countries by using “human rights” as a way to involve themselves in other countries’ matters and to that I say, yo China, yeah kind of, yeah it probably has nothing to do with there being a lot oil there, yeah we’re not doing it for that reason because, you know, if you do look at it from like an outside perspective, it always kind of looks like we’re friends with someone and then someone else is like “Yo, that guy is kind of an asshole, plus I’ll give you a better deal!” And we’re like “Down with that guy!” or we invade and occupy your country for ten years. That never really panned out well but the truth of the matter is, yes, America does have it’s own problems but the way I like to think of it is, you know, America is like that couple, that has a really bad relationship, but when they see you’re having marital problems. They step in to help, because they’re “experts” that’s what it kind of is, and then we kill you yeah. There’s really no, there’s really no explanation for that but this is big international news because it is a world power calling out another world power, which, of course, is a big deal since China is usually the quiet giant like when they decide to stay out of the Libyan conflict China girl you crazy.
Another big thing that a lot have been talking about is Charlie Sheen, over the weekend I was in New York, and I just actually literally just heard people on the street and literally it was just like everyone on the street was talking about how Charlie Sheen bombed Radio City Music Hall as you know, if you’ve been following or just even watching this show we talk about it every now and then, and Charlie Sheen has just been bombing in general, his successes are other people’s flops, like if people don’t walk out and Charlie Sheen doesn’t blow a load on his own face. Source: LYBIO.net He seems to write that off as a success but yeah he essentially got booed off stage ending the show 30 minutes early in Radio City Music Hall and I say good. Charlie Sheen gets his money and a bunch of fucking stupid people get ripped off of their money. If you are willing to pay money to see a “former crack head” think that he’s a stand-up comedian. You fucking deserve to lose your money that’s what it comes down to That’s like going to the zoo for zebras and then getting pissed off, when you’re like “Why the fuck do zebras have strips!!??!? I was sold on something else!” no you weren’t, that’s why you went.
[Philip DeFranco] Source: LYBIO.net
In news that makes me very happy mostly in the pants area Mortal Kombat been awesome lately, we talked about the new web series that’s coming out, and now as a promotion for their Mortal Kombat video game they were like “Who plays our video game? 12 to 30 year-old horny guys” That’s the main 98% and that’s why their new campaign involves taking the women of Mortal Kombat and random hot chicks with extra time and dressing them up like people in Mortal Kombat. Then mainly focusing the camera on their breasts/vaginas and then asking you “Who’s the hottest cosplayer?” To which I respond, watch these videos!
[Philip DeFranco] Source: LYBIO.net
That is smart, dirty, down to the core, marketing and that’s like Rule #1, know your audience, and they do and it’s sexy and it helped me waste 5 minutes today so thank you, my vote easily goes for the chick in the red guys, of course, that’s most everything for today I do want to leave you with a question of the day, which is: When do you think that the world will be over Charlie Sheen? And we can go back to talking about Lindsay Lohan’s vagina, when?
But like I said, it is a Monday Philip DeFranco Show,which means that one: you should’ve been naked watching this the entire time and two: it’s time to do a giveaway which in honor of me currently writing a book that no one will buy, today we will be giving away a brand new Kindle, which is actually sweet I have one, I only use it on airplanes and in the bathroom, but I do own one that was too much information, but of course to be eligible to win sexy brand new Kindle, you must one: be subscribed to this channel, be a member of The Nation join and you will belong and second: leave a comment on this video about pretty much anything most people do it about it the question of the day and you may be a winner, granted it’s most likely you will be a loser isn’t that kind of the point? but guys, until next time, if you want to check out any of the stories I talked about today or the other videos that I made I did make some, for some reason, click on those links in the description down below, and also my name is Philip DeFranco and you have been Phill’d in, you’re welcome I will see you next time
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