Philip DeFranco – Chinese Science Is So Win
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[Philip DeFranco – Chinese Science Is So Win]
[Philip DeFranco, PhillyD or YouTube usernames “sxephil”]
Hello internet this is the first show of 2011 this is amazing. But quick question before we get started, who was the guy, like, hey, 2010 ending pretty well for the most part, I think Kim Kardashian should have corn-rolls, now why would you do that? That’s like pissing on a Picasso! A slutty Picasso! But a Picasso, ah, ah, ah! Source: LYBIO.net
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This is a new show.
You guys know if you follow me on Tweeter. I went to Utah for the first time in my life and snowboarded for the first time in my life, I call it snowboarding even though it was really falling down many times in a row for five hours. Source: LYBIO.net But it was fun, very fun, it feels like I have arthritis in my hands cause I fell wrong. But it was fun. But while I was in Utah healing in my wounds I saw a commercial for possibly the best thing ever, of course its made by the Japanese (or Chinese or whatever 🙂 ) Its something called a breast stimulator of course it uses a science that if you shake boobs a lot they get bigger. SCIENCE. I just have to show you a part of the commercial because its, its priceless really, it really is,
First thing why do Japanese people talking sound like people playing ping pong really fast, a ching chong ching chong, a ching chong ching chong, and you can call me racist all you want right now, next time your on a bus and hear Japanese people talking really fast your gonna laugh, damn it, Philip DeFranco made me racist. On the next show we’ll talk about how Muslim people sound like they are saying the word SHOE-A-LOT, a shoe-shu-shu-sham, sha-sho-sho-sho. Sho-sho. How does he not have a show on Fox yet? I don’t know, it seems racist enough. And of course moving on, yesterday was a very sad day because Pete Postlethwaite died, you would of most recently seen him in Deception, The Town, and of course the best in my opinion was The Usual Suspects. We are not even going to talk about him being involved in the Clash of The Titans because we don’t speak ill of the dead. Pete, of course was called one of the best actors in the world by Steven Spielberg and he’ll be missed not only for his charitable actions but because you knew when you saw Pete was in a movie, at least part of that movie would be well acted. Source: LYBIO.net I think I speak for our Nation, our thoughts and hearts are with you. Next up, cause there is really no segway for this, I did not know this was the thing but apparently Panda Cows are a thing, there are only 24 in the world and I have to say, probably, one of the most adorable (awwwwwwwwwwww!!!) (with a side order of WTF?!?) abominations in the world. Now, most likely you didn’t know Panda-Cows existed because you never thought, hey, I never thought, Panda would (beep) a cow and that wouldn’t happen but people have developed a way to make Panda-Cows, because rich people love em. You can sell a newly bread Panda-Cow for $30,000 dollars. So just wanted you to see, Panda-Cows, now exist, Cancer still a thing, so there’s that. And another fun story, Arnold Schwarzenegger is still a huge giant douche-bag, Schwarzenegger has decided he wants to do that thing politicians do when they are leaving office, and really have no intention to ever go back, giving out a bunch of personal favors to people that probably don’t deserve them. And the favor he handed out was reducing a prison sentence.
The prison sentence of Fabian NÃºÃ±ez’s son Esteban
Reporting from Sacrament and San Diego – On his final night in office, Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger reduced the prison sentence of the son of former Assembly Speaker Fabian Nunez, Esteban Armando Nunez, who pleaded guilty to participating in the killing of a college student.
But Phil, what did Esteban do? He helped kill someone! What!? He killed someone exactly. Esteban was sentenced to 16 years in jail but Schwarzenegger was, hey, how about 7, and Schwarzenegger’s reason for this, while Esteban did take part in the murder of a kid, whatever, even if he inflicted pain, and possibly stabbed him, he did not inflict the fatal stab wound, so, that’s like nine less years, easy, not to mention if he gets good behavior by not stabbing people, he could be out pretty fast. So once again, Governor Schwarzenegger, you are a huge giant douchebag! Source: LYBIO.net Over the weekend if you consume news, other than PhillyD News, you may of heard about the 5,000 Blackbirds that just feel from the sky and died, obviously, you think aliens, or lightening, or, anything, disease, or ALIENS!!!!! But now adding to the first story out of Arkansas, that isn’t a hate crime, good for you, fisherman have found that 100,000 fish just randomly died now, too. Which of course, led you to believe, (probably aliens!) aliens or rather scientists believe that it is probably a disease, because it only killed on species of fish, so, the main story, its a great way to bring in 2011. Source: LYBIO.net We’ll definitely have skeptics talking, especially since, ah, still a large amount of the population believes the world will end, December 2012 because when things happen that people don’t understand they immediately attach themselves to the craziest f**** thing possible, also if your sad because its 2011, and you are now single, you are not alone, according to Facebook, it must be about SCIENCE! Yah, according to FaceBook, almost 44 million people changed their status in a relationship to single, and 28 1/2 million people changed their status to in a relationship, which ultimately means, scientifically there is most likely a lot of single slutty girls that you can bang on FaceBook, now, you know, and finally, I want to end on fun news, for people in Georgia, the way teachers are hired, paid and rated in the new education system is 50% based on their students grades.
“Hoping to attract and keep top teachers in public schools, Georgia is changing the way educators are hired, paid and rated through a new evaluation system with far greater emphasis on student performance.”
Which either means, one, lots of people will lose their jobs, or two, who wants extra credit. Everyone. Now understand the reasoning behind this, if you focus on your students more, they will get better grades, sometimes when your underpaid and over worked you really don’t want to help em, sometimes, stupid is stupid, I mean the America School System is really for the most part is kind of just like watching a house a burn to the ground, terrible and awesome at the same time. Sadly, your children are in that house, or if you don’t have children, you are in that house. Source: LYBIO.net So, guys, that’s all the news that matter to me, so far. A few things I want to throw in at the end, after what we did last week with the clocks, you will be contacted today, if your one of the winners, on Monday’s and Wednesday’s, I kind of wanna give stuff away, the Phillip Defranco is Monday and Thursday all four days, but on Monday’s and Wednesday’s I kind of wanna give stuff away, so today, same rules as last week, leave a comment on this video, like you normally would, favorite it, and the random number generated picks you, you could be the new proud owner of something that you guys loved to see in my background, the Assassin Creed Jack-In-The-Box, and of course one of the other things I want to mention, on my Youtube dot com slash Philip DeFranco channel which is essentially is a behind the scenes of the show of my life, I stopped filming that vlog for a while, but as of today, I’m starting that back up again, and what better way to start it off, by showing you the best stuff that happened in 2010, it was a big year, so click those links down below, watch it and check it out, subscribe if you haven’t, but anyways guys, its good to be back, its very weird to say that its 2011, probably messed that up a few times in the future, but of course, as always, my name is Philip DeFranco and you’ve been filled in, in a very 2011 sort of way, and I’ll see you tomorrow. Source: LYBIO.net
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