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[Philip DeFranco (born December 1, 1985)] Source: LYBIO.net
That reminds me of that time my grandma rode a motorcycle. That wasn’t my grandma, I just wanted a cheap laugh to start off the show. I’m just being honest.
Hello and welcome to the Wednesday Philip DeFranco Show if you’re unfamiliar, my name is Philip DeFranco and this show isn’t really a show it’s just me talking about some of the stuff that mattered to me in the news today starting with: Obama is a Somali pirate wait… no he’s not a pirate he’s not, there’s just a picture of baby, Barack Obama with his mom dressed as a pirate. Oh it’s adorable, it’s adorable. But quick though internet, it would probably be good to tell you mom not to send out that forward email chain. Obama is a pirate, she did it already? Son of a bitch! Oh racists, that is a sweet looking stache though. But it is good to start off with some light news today, past few shows it’s been a little bleek, as far as morality of humanity.
Then of course you do see little rays of sunshine, such as the recent story about how the Westboro baptist church was snuffed in Mississippi what’s up Mississippi? I’m talking about you today it’s not about incest, good job. Sergenant Jason Rodgers, who was serving his country and died in Afganistan on April 7. Well he was being buried in Brandon, Mississippi and because the Westboro baptist church is full of, in my opinion, a bunch of people who don’t deserve to breath our air. They decided they were going to picket the funeral, because their reasoning is literally “God hates fags, and America is okay with fags, so God hates America and our military and… Westboro baptist church of course, if you do not know, is run by that disbarred lawyer/once again guy who doesn’t deserve to breath my air, Fred Phelps. But what was awesome about this town in Mississippi is that when one of the Westboro baptist church was at a gas station and he was mouthing off, he got beat up and when the police showed up, no one could give an eyewitness account, even thought there were many many many people that were there most of the town using the Ms. Swan defense, “Uhhh he look like a man.” Because there are lots of men in Mississippi they weren’t able to arrest anyone and when it came down to actual day of the funeral, this town came together, because people of the town went around looking for any car with a Kansas license plate, that being where the Westboro baptist church is based and they all parked big ass pickup trucks behind Kansas cars, then when the Westboro baptist church called the police to get those cars towed the tow company was backed up for 5 hours busy day, sorry ya’ll and all the police could do was question people, no one was arrested and thus the Westboro baptist church did not picket that funeral, because there was no way they could get there, I love seeing this, specifically because that demon seed hatred the Westboro baptist has is so extreme it brings out the good in all anyone with some what common sense so Mississippi, love you guys, but moving onto something I think is awesome.
You guys might know the Vlog Brothers here on YouTube, they post on a semi-daily basis and they preach the word of never forgetting to be awesomness and they’re cool dudes, but one of the guys from Vlog Brothers came up with an idea, that his wife and 10% of America actually gets a headache looking at a 3D movie why not make glasses to remove 3D from movies, and he did that! And he’s selling them, and it’s genius I know my girlfriend hates 3D movie, I don’t know if it’s something with her eyes but it just gives her a headache, and I’m not talking about just like Clash of the Titans terrible 3D I mean just any 3D, I know they have a limited run up not an advertisement, if you think this is a good idea you know someone, I’ll include a link down to that as well as all the stories today, you can check them out, essentially the way it works, is that when you’re watching a 3D movie the glasses are 2 different polarized lens, these 2D glasses just have the same polarized lens so both your eyes on read one of the images that are being fed to you, hence 2D glasses that’s awesome. And I think it really speaks volumes that people are making a device meant to undo the things movie studios are paying millions to do makes you think, and guys of course it is Wednesday I preface this with ‘Do not leave the video wait till the end, trust me’
But in honor of Hump Day, I posted a new gallery of one my new favorite people in the world of all time, Alison Brie. Alison Brie you might have seen actually in the new movie Scream 4 or better known for being on the TV show community but Alison Brie is my new favorite because she’s funny and she’s hot and when you mix those two things together, it is just it… it I don’t know, hooot so after this video, check that out also a very fun fact that you might not know.
And I’ll be honest it kind of slipped my mind, since the terrible BP oil accident, lets be honest, it was big deal, BP downplays it, they post really bad Photoshop pictures of them taking care of the situation, if you zoom in you can actually see its excel its a bad Photoshop. They are probably just looking at the amount of money they could still make off of Americans even though they are big fuck-ups! Just a quick reminder the US congress has failed to pass any oil spill law, any what so ever.
But guys, lets move on to the biggest story of the day, and it also happens to be your favorite segment What tha fu*k White People? And in-advance this story is not for the fain at heart, that’s because we are talking about 33 year old Kathy Michelle Coy has now been arrested for one of the weirdest things I’ve ever heard of and to explain the story Kathy had 2 children and somewhat recently she had a miscarriage and she was like, I need to have a baby and so Kathy started saying some weird things around her kids, and her kid were, like, oh, she’s joking weird old mom! But then Kathy be-friended some pregnant woman on Facebook, met them in person, formed a relationships with them and then took pregnant 21 year old Jamie Stice to the woods and tased her Source: LYBIO.net (befriended a pregnant woman on Facebook, before subduing her with a stun gun, killing her, and cutting out the baby with a drywall knife.) killed her and cut the baby out, then I imagine cause crazy people don’t plan well, Coy went to the hospital bringing in a (the friend called for an ambulance after helping to clean the baby and taking a picture of the newborn, Winn said. At the hospital, at about 5:50 p.m. CDT on April 13, Coy brought in a uterus, ovaris and placenta with umbilical cord still attached, along with the baby, Winn said.) uterus, ovaris, placenta with the umbilical cord still attached, along with the baby, and Kathy starting giving a weird story about how she got the baby and then she changed the story and then they looked into it, (After a while, she kept saying that Ashley came back with the baby, and detective Allen said “there is no Ashley, I believe you’re Ashley.” And she smiled and said: “You’re right.” [Kentucky State Police Detective Chad] Winn added.) and the police were like oh, shit, she killed someone, now she’s arrested ohhhh! Kathy Michelle Coy – CRAZY, CRAZY person! Just, it hurts my body to even read the story!
If there is any silver-lining to this story, the baby is in actually, relatively in good condition, given to his real father and his name is Isaiah, so Isaiah, I wish you an amazing life. Enjoy it as much as you can cause you never know when the crazy train is coming at you! So make sure to look both ways! So that’s terrible ultimately, what the (beep) white people!
[Philip DeFranco] Source: LYBIO.net
Guys, that’s most everything for this video today, some things to mention. 1 the monkey and this is America posters are now back up for sale, the posters of the signed variety are going to be limited and the guys that are shipping them out are raising the price of the signed ones, mainly to preserve my hand, I already signed I think 3 to 4 thousand posters in one sitting, never again am I doing that, if you think oh, Phil that’s not a lot, just do that, write the same word over and over 4,000 times! But those are up, I know you guys are wanting them. Source: LYBIO.net Also yesterday was essentially spent playing Portal 2 all day, so I thought of making a video of first impressions slash review, that video is on vblog channel, likes to that are down below, and of course lastly it is a Wednesday, Philip DeFranco Show which means we should give something away and that will be a copy of Portal 2 and it will be for whatever system and the winner is, of course you gotta do two things.
Be subscribed to this channel, Join The Nation, 2ndly, leave a comment on this video by putting much of anything or the stories of our question of the day, which is: “Do you think those guys in Mississippi who technically did illegal stuff be arrested slash charged or is it cool to take it into your own hands? (QOTD: Were those guys in Mississippi in the right or wrong?) Let me know in the comments down below or a video response and guys as always, my name is Philip DeFranco and you’ve just been Phill’d in, and I will see you Friday.
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