Old Spice – Wolfdog’s How To Operate Computers
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[Old Spice – Wolfdog’s How To Operate Computers]
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All businesses are done with paper, numbers, rulers and calculating tools, right? Wrong! Surprise the most important tool in business is your mind. Also computers.
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HOW TO OPERATE COMPUTERS SUCCESSFULLY FOR BUSINESS LEADERS OF TOMORROW TODAY
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If there’s one thing I know as a Wolfdog, it’s that size shows power, domination and more offspring. So take your little laptop and slide it off your desk. Then get a giant honking computing masterpiece. Yup, doesn’t need to plug into anything. But you do need a glove because turning on a computer is the most dangerous thing you’ll ever do. This is by clever design of course. To carefully weed out the people who shouldn’t be using the computers. Remember, computers are smart and dangerous. Here’s a helpful hint. Look for a button labelled ON. You found it. Nice. Then, slap your fingers across the keyboard at a rapid fashion, it doesn’t matter what you type, you just made money. Then focus on the plus, minus and multiplication buttons because that shows that you are doing business.
If your important boss comes in quickly open every application on your computer and type in all of them at the same time. This will cause your computer to smoke which shows your superiors that even the largest of computers can keep up with your work ethic. His brain will be spinning so fast, he’ll give you a sack of cash. The Executive will likely begin coughing badly. Simply explain the smoke is being caused by all the pie charts that are happening in your computer for business. And watch him collapse. You just got promoted. Now you can use computers to do anything like play video games, or print out important business emails. And – ok, what is this? Why is my business email just a hot-dog with some mustard on it that says cake numbers? Doesn’t make any sense. Ok, well thank you Einstein for giving us this great gift of computers – computer you’re dead.
Old Spice – Wolfdog’s How To Operate Computers. Simply explain the smoke is being caused by all the pie charts that are happening in your computer for business. And watch him collapse. You just got promoted. Complete Full Transcript, Dialogue, Remarks, Saying, Quotes, Words And Text.