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[Nigahiga The Cardboard]
[Nigahiga (Ryan Higa):] Source: LYBIO.net
First, there was the board, then there was the skateboard. Then there was the skateboard with steering.
THE FIRST TIME EVER
And now for the first time ever, it’s here.
C.A.R.D. CYBORD AIRBORD ROLLING DEVICE
The Card Board also known as the Cybord. Airbord. Rolling. Device.
FUTURE OF TRANSPORTATION
It is the future of transportation.
Why walk, when you could be not walking. Step after step after step. Aren’t you sick of it yet wouldn’t you rather just be on wheels all the time. But with the cardboard, you’ll never not, not on be wheels again.
WHAT WILL IT COST?
So what will it cost?
Similar products will cost you an arm and a leg, but thanks to the cardboard’s advanced design.
It won’t cost you any body parts at all. Just cash.
And do we mention that the cardboard is completely customizable? Of course we haven’t, we’re only at that part now.
Well, the Cardboard is completely customizable. You’ll never have the same Cardboard as someone else, with our crazy of selection of colors.
[Ryan Higa:] Source: LYBIO.net
Such as brown, dark brown, faded brown, wet brown, shiny brown, tear-a-brown, eye brown, hot brown, cleveland brown and for the really daring, you can even get in red, yellow or blue, all mixed together to create a nice prominent brown.
BUT THAT’S NOT ALL!
But that’s not all.
CUSTOM SAFETY STRAPS!
You also be able to customize the safety straps as well. Not to mention the headlights and taillights too.
HOW DOES IT WORK?
So how does it work? Now I know what you’re thinking? The Cardboard literally defies gravity.
DOES IT REALLY WORK?
So does it really work? Well, the answer is simple. Definitely, may be, it might.
GRAVITY = A SCIENCE WORD
You see gravity is nothing more than a science word.
A SCIENCE WORD = OXYGEN
And so is the word Oxygen.
OXYGEN = O2
Also known as O2 to more scientists.
O2 = TWO O’S
Mean there is two O’s.
TWO O’S = TOOLS
TOOLS = MAKE THINKS WORK
And tools are what make things work.
Proving that the Cardboard indeed works. You only place the Cardboard would in defy gravity is in space. Because there is no oxygen.
HOW CAN YOU GET ONE?
So how can you get the Cardboard? Unfortunately, it’s not available yet.
We’ve been having a really hard time funding our Kickstarter campaign, because of all the homophobic commenter trolls that keep saying the Cardboard is fake and gay.
Well, before you type that in this video, let me ask you this. Does this look fake to you? Exactly.
FAKE & GAY?!
Fake and gay. More like a real and gay.
REAL & GAY!!
HOW CAN YOU HELP?
So how can you help? Not that you know all the facts and information. You now have a choice, nay, a decision nay, a responsibility, nay, nay to help us make this world a better place by bringing the Cardboard to reality.
All you have to do is go to our Kickstarter campaign, and donate as much as you can. Whether it’s just a little bit or a lot as long as it’s a lot we’ll take it.
Because without you the Cardboard.
It’s just Silly Nelly. It’s only just a dream.
So donate now and bring the Cardboard to life and before you know it, you could all be looking like this.
[Stop Animation Video Plays]
Oh, ya. It’s a transformer as well too. [Go back]
BLOOPERS & BEHIND THE SCENES
[Ryan Higa:] Source: L Y B I O . N E T
Thank you guys so much for watching. You want to see bloopers and behind the scenes, click the one on the left. Do you want to see the previous video click the one on the right. And thank you so much to the people at FloBoards for setting us up with these boards. Even though we – threw them it away we didn’t mean that. It’s actually a really good product, FloBoards!
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