Nigahiga Prebeardy

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Nigahiga Prebeardy

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[Nigahiga Prebeardy]

Look at him man.

Beautiful.

Look we just got to do it already.

Ask ’em out?

No we got to grow our beards out.

Look we always talk about it but we never do it.

And what better time than, “No Shave November” to grow our beards.

Why do you want to grow beards so bad?

Why wouldn’t you?

It makes you manlier, people take you more seriously.

If you’re driving a car, and your other hand gets itchy, you can use your beard and scratch it, and keep driving.

Girls don’t like beards.

Actually it’s been proven that girls find guys with beards more attractive. It’s science.

What about food? When you eat, there’s always stuff all over your face.

Yea so you can have something for later.

It’s been proven that there’s feces in beards.

Yea because they are the (bleep). Look I’m telling you beards make people better. Okay? And isn’t it about time we find out what all the fuss is all about?

Okay fine but I don’t know if I can grow a beard.

Just don’t shave. How hard is that?

Some guys just can’t grow beards. It grows out patchy, it doesn’t grow full.

I mean how would you know though? Like you never we never did it so I mean there’s only one way to find out. Okay. I mean how hard can it be?

3 MONTHS LATER

Okay ya, so not that easy.

Yeah.

[Prebeardy:] Source: LYBIO.net
3 MONTHS IN THE WORKS
LOOK AT OUR FACES
BARELY ANY GIRTH
SO MANY SPACES
AND I LOOK AROUND
THERE’S SO MUCH HAIR
FACIAL SCARVES
THEY’RE EVERYWHERE
SOMEDAY (Someday)
YEAH, I’M GONNA BE THERE!
CAN’T WAIT
TO LOOK MORE MASCULINE
HIDE ACNE
AND MY DOUBLE CHIN
I WANNA STAND
BY A HARLEY DAVIDSON
CUZ I’M GOING THROUGH…

Source: LYBIO.net
PREBEARDY
NOT QUITE A BEARD
BUT ALMOST
PREBEARDY
DISCONNECTED
BUT THERE’S POTENTIAL
I WANT A BEARD LIKE
ABRAHAM LINCOLN
I WANT A BEARD LIKE
BRAD PITT’S PITS
I WANT A BEARD LIKE
ANCELINA JOLIE
IF SHE HAD A BEARD!
PREBEARDY

I WANNA STROKE MY BEARD
AND LOOK LIKE
I AM DEEP AND WISE (Deep and Wise)
CARRY WOOD ON MY SHOULDER
HAVE A DRINK
WITH THE GUYS (with the guys)
CHANGE A TIRE (change a tire)
CUT A WIRE (cut a wire)
THROW A STEAK ON TOP OF A FIRE
I WANNA GIVE DRAMATIC LOOKS
WERE I ONLY MOVE MY EYES
CAN’T WAIT TO
COVER UP MY SKIN
LIKE A KING MAJESTIC IN THE WIND
I WANNA LOOK LIKE RICK
AND NOT LIKE GLENN
SPOILER ALERT
SEASON 1
SPOILER ALERT
SEASON 6
HE DOESN’T CROW A BEARD

PREBEARDY
NOT QUITE A BEARD
BUT ALMOST
PREBEARDY
DISCONNECTED
BUT THERE’S POTENTIAL
I WANT A BEARD LIKE EVERYONE IN GAME OF THRONES
I WANT A BEARD JUST LIKE THIS DOG
I WANT A BEARD LIKE THAT GUY WHO DOESN’T ALWAYS DRINK
BUT WHEN HE DOES HE HAS A BEARD
PREBEARDY

[Nigahiga:] Source: LYBIO.net
Oh my god dude we did it!

Hell ya! We look good.

I love it!

Our beards are amazing!

This looks like a real beard.

I’m so proud of us.

We look like men.

We are men.

Pshh haha.

Are you guys kidding me? That is pathetic guys.

What are you guys like twelve? Oh my god.

It’s not a beard at all dude.

We’ll just cut it.

You guys need some, ” Miracle Grow?”

I consider it a beard.

It smells like a beard.

It kind of looks like a beard.

Dude look at those patches all over your face. You can see your skin.

I can barely see it from here. Give me some binoculars.

What. You guys are going through “prebeardy?” Like. Like. Puberty. Just to clear that up.

We don’t have to take this from them. We need to be proud of our beards.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, we do! We have beards.

Yeah…

Yeah in fact…

Oh Yeah. Let’s see who has the “prebeard” now.

Wait…

What the…

How did you…

Wow. Can’t believe that actually worked.

It totally worked.

Yeah. How do you think everyone else gets their beards.

Save this one for Angelina.

TEEHEE

[Nigahiga:] Source: LYBIO.net
Hey guys! Thank you guys so much for watching. So if you guys want to buy this song, or you just want to help out, all the sales, David and I are going to be donating to the, “November Foundation” They research a bunch of testicular cancer, prostate cancer. A bunch of men’s health issues.

Obviously, I think iTunes takes a little cut of whatever it is we sell. But all the money that would normally come to David and I, is all going to be 100% donated. The charity rating is really good. So don’t worry the money is put to good use. If you don’t want the song that’s perfectly fine. I’ll see you guys next week. Thank you so much for watching! I don’t have an outro. I already did the TEEHEE so now what. *Preb-* TEEHEE (again…)

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