Nick Offerman – Strips For Charity – Stage 1
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[Nick Offerman – Strips For Charity – Stage 1]
[Nick Offerman (June 26, 1970)] Source: LYBIO.net
Hi, I am Nick Offerman. As part of Comedy Central’s Night of Too Many Stars, I’ve been asked to come online and help raise money for Autism Education. And if there is one thing, I’ve learned from screen legend Harvey Keitel, the only sure way to make money is to show your penis so on a spirit of giving I’m going to do a striptease for you, but I ain’t doing it for free, well, the first taste is free, but for every step closer to me getting totally naked, we’re going to have to raise a $1000. You donate enough cash and you will see it all from nips to nuggets. Here is a little taste.
You want to see nips, you’re going to have to give no bills, no thrills, if you want to see my nipples, call your friends and get that tally to $1000.
Come on you know, you want more. If you want the honey you have to feed the bear no coin, no groin.
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