Nice Peter EpicLLOYD Eastern Philosophers Vs Western Philosophers Epic Rap Battles Of History Season 4
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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
I’m coming off the Acropolis to start some pandemonium.
Don’t bring limp raps to a pimp-slap symposium!
The mad gadfly; philosophy was my invention!
Rolling with the flyest nihilist, and me, their French henchman!
We’ve got the wisdom and the wit that even I couldn’t question!
Dropping Western medicine on these East infections!
It’s evident you’ve never been our type of mental brethren!
We’re better thinkers, better speakers, better lovers, better men!
This type of arrogance is sure to be expected
From men who speak of wisdom with no clue of what respect is
You westerners are sloppy, needing discipline in life
You lack control of yourselves, and of the mic
While we use precise strikes to disrupt your concentration
Hand you an ass whipping our descendants will honor for generations!
We built a nation, with the patience, and the presence for living!
And you’ll never hold a candleto the wisdom we’ve written!
Oh, I’ll give you something you can bow and kowtow to
When I squat down and squeeze out a Tao of Pooh on Lao Tzu!
You need to take control of the life you’re given!
Call me Ubermensch, cause I’m so driven!
And I’m a freethinker so confronting conformists like you? It’s my job!
Got a sharp wit, like a spit that’ll skewer you like a Confu-shish-kebob!
(Oh!) You flubbed the mission I’m beating your submissive ass into submission!
Dishing out more disses than letters and pamphlets and plays that are in publishing!
Now that we’ve covered the two Yin and Yang twins, I can move onto Jackie Chan
Sun Tzu, I’ll be picking apart your Wu with my Method, Man!
This seminal general isn’t so tough on the mic, all your men must be like you in heaven!
You’re pitiful lyrically lucky for history you didn’t author The Art of Rapping!
Bitch, I wrote the Art of War so you better get your guns out!
These white boys getting burned ‘cause guess what, now the Sun’s out!
Asians spitting sick, but no, this isn’t SARS
Laozi, kick the beat, now Confucius drop some bars!
Let me be Candide with you, Voltaire
French trick with the egg noodle hair
Your ego’s just so distracting
Free speech doesn’t mean just keep yapping!
And you killed God so I gotta ask:
Did he die of shame when he made your moustache?
You try to plan a new German psyche
But you just can’t hate me no Third Reichy!
And it all starts with you, you’re the father, Socrates!
Honestly I think you owe both of your students here an apology!
I wouldn’t exactly call myself a student of this plebe
Don’t make Nietzsche come over and put a knee up in your chi!
Cause I’m N-I-E-T-Z-S-C-H-E!
And I’ll end any motherfucker like my name in a spelling bee!
Plebe? bitch, I’m toxic like a hemlock sip!
Hang a sandal on the door cause you can suck Soc’s dick!
Sacré bleu, Socrates! You’re making things a little tense!
Come, let’s blind these Chinese hinies with some shiny bright enlightenment!
I will not be taught camaraderie from a fraud who rigged the lottery!
You make a mockery of ethics so keep your fat nose in your coffee!
Let me be frank, don’t start beef with the Frank!
Who hangs with B. Franks, giving ladies beef franks!
I have turned them on themselves, their chaos is our opportunity!
You must remember, a bowl is most useful when it is empty
Ugh, Laozi, I don’t mean no disrespect
But you need to fill your bowl with some shit that makes some sense!
Oh, you don’t want to stand in the path of Lao Tzu today
I’ll make you move, bitch, get out the way!
Yo, where in the tradition of rap battles is it written
That two dudes on the same team should squabble like some clucking chickens?
Man, Confucius, you always trying to put something in it’s place
Why don’t you tell your eyebrows they need to feel better on your face?
Okay, I see, you wanna make it like that?
I’ll smack that warmongering head out of your to go box hat!
So here’s the real golden rule, I’m way above you weak rookies
Confucius say you can all hold these fortune cookies!
WHAT IS WINNING?
WHO IS NEXT?
RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
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