Nice Peter – Dr Seuss VS Shakespeare. Epic Rap Battles Of History #12
Nice Peter – Dr Seuss VS Shakespeare. Epic Rap Battles Of History #12
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[Nice Peter - Dr Seuss VS Shakespeare. Epic Rap Battles Of History #12]
[WARNING EXPLICIT LANGUAGE]
[Intro]
Epic Rap Battles Of History
Dr Seuss VS William Shakespeare
Begin!
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[William Shakespeare: George Watsky]
Come bite my thumb!
I hope you know the stakes
I’ll put a slug between your shoulder blades
Then ask what light through yonder poser breaks?
I hath been iambic on that @ss, ye b@stard
My rhymes are classic
Your crap is drafted by a kindergartner high on acid
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Ye hoebag
You’re an old white Soulja Boy who has no swag and no gonads
Egads it’s so sad
And to top it off
You’re not a doctor
I’ve never seen a softer author
You crook, you
I bet you wrote The Twilight books too
[Cat In The Hat - Nice Peter]
I would not could not on a boat
Read any of the boring @ss plays you wrote
Even Horton doesn’t want to hear you
And Cindy Lou WHO is afraid to go near you
You bore people to death (Here lies your readership R.I.P)
You leave a classroom
(1+2 = So Much Blood)
Looking like the end of MacBeth
I entertain a child of any age
You gotta translate what you said on the opposite page
How you gonna battle with the Cat in The Hat?
Little kids get scared when I step on the mat
You think your ruffled neck @ss gonna rap to that?
I got a best selling book about me coming back
[William Shakespeare: George Watsky] Source: LYBIO.net
I’m switching up my style like the Beatles with my pieces, each is such a wonder with a plethora of features you’re pathetically predictable, you think your new book might include a trisyllabic meter and some ghetto Muppet creatures the Bard is in the building, it’s a castle, I’m a boss. I bet I’m Parliament. I’m positive, I’m killing it, I’m iller than the plague, I never caught or cholera a baller baller on some cricket bowler business while you’re sitting in the bleachers.
[The Cat And The Hat - Nice Peter]
You rap fast you do
Yes you rap fast it’s true
Now let’s see how you rap versus Things 1 and 2
[Thing 1 And Thing 2 - Lloyd Ahlquist
] Source: LYBIO.net
Oh, No
We’ll smash your globe
Yo, you may have wrote the script but we running the show
You can take your fancy words and send’em back home to your mama
Break our foot off in your @ss with our feetie pajamas
Man we’ll cook you up and eat you with some ham and green eggs
We’ll break offa your legs
Make no mistake
We in a rage
All does not end well when we bust out our cage
You gettin’ upstaged Bill
Yo, you just got played
[Voice Over]
Who won?
Who’s Next?
Epic Rap Battles
You decide?
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[William Shakespeare (baptised 26 April 1564; died 23 April 1616)]
[Cat In The Hat - Theodor Seuss Geisel (March 2, 1904 – September 24, 1991)]
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ElKillerDuck @ 8:07 am
I just love this video so much!
There is no :end: in the beginning. Thank you for your comment. LYBIO.net, we did fix the beginning with William, we added William
Terrance @ 11:12 pm
I just want to point out a tiny mistake. I know we need to give the man who played Dr Seuss his credits for the video, but he never spoke a word so the second verse should probably also be [Cat in the Hat - Nice Peter] as well.
Is this where you would like it. Take a look above ^ [Cat In The Hat - Nice Peter]
netraameht @ 5:44 am
Fail:
Even Horton doesn’t want to here you
its:
Even Horton doesn’t want to hear you
-_-
LYBIO.net Thank you netraameht. We made your correction above ^
Dominique @ 8:08 am
you got the cat in the hat where william still doing his verse
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nonyaeffinbuisness @ 6:30 pm
the reason why dr. seuss lost is because he brought out the big guns first…cat in the hat. things 1 and 2 should never have been in there, cat in the hat should have beasted him again. either him or bring out The Grinch.
Asia @ 8:02 pm
Oh no.whe smashin dah globe.u can take ur fancey words and send them bak home to ur mamma put out foot in ur butt wit our fettie pajamas……..u juss got played….DR SUESS KILLED IT!
zrabbit33 @ 10:56 am
Honestly the way you portrayed dr. Suess was amazing. With his smirks and grins and his paint brush, he looks like a real bad @ss but I must say I agree with the comment above, you should have just had cat in the hat rip him apart. Also is it possible you could make the videos longer? Instead of 2 versus each maybe 3 or 4?
Tmacandcheese @ 7:32 am
This is amongst my favorite rap battles of em all. If I had to choose a winner, it’d be the Cat in the Hat =P
I enjoyed Watsky’s rap, but I’m not a fan of stopping every half second or so to interpret what he’s saying =P
Then again, he IS Shakespeare xD that’s kind of what he’s all about lol
I agree with other comments though, things 1 and 2 were really iffy. I was a huge fan of that leading line (“You rap fast, you do. Yes you rap fast, it’s true, but let’s see how you rap vrs. Things 1 and 2!”) But then it was such a letdown lol
Go Shakespeare!! @ 2:43 am
Thing one and two sounded like Fred, and not in a good way at all. Also I don’t think either of them did a terribly good job, in comparison to the other videos. Dr. Suess looked like a CREEPY crack addict, and I think that using so many direct quotes from Shakespeare in the first verse was a mistake. His first verse looks awesome on paper, but hearing it spoken it’s just a bit awkward… But he RULED in the second one.
MrGizmo762 @ 8:34 am
@nonyaeffinbuisness: yea i agree. i know that this is just a you tube video but it would have been better and more entertaining if other characters where also on dr suesses side -.-
diini @ 2:05 pm
I think The next one should be Steve Jobs Vs Willie Wonka. And my favourite
was Albert E Vs Stephen Hawking.’There are 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
particles in the universe that we can observe your mamma took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.’ was super funny. William.S wasted his second go with some words that a had to edit on my PC to make slow motion. And Dr Seuss didn’t write the twilight book you idiot!
ThatOneBaller @ 7:45 pm
@diini: yeah duh I think it’s supposed to be an insult like “you and your books suck so bad I bet you even wrote those horrible twilight books too!” even thought he obviously didn’t
ThatOneBaller @ 7:52 pm
There’s a mistake on who said what. The part that started with “Ye Hoebag,” is still Shakespeare, not the Cat in the Hat, and the part that starts with “I would not could not on a boat,” is the Cat in the Hat not Dr. Seuss; Dr. Seuss didn’t actually rap anything. (Sorry if I sound like a know it all or something)
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lil kids get scared when i step on da mat @ 8:25 am
THIS IS MY FAVORITE ONE. DR SEUSS WON
ThatOneBaller @ 10:18 pm
Shakespeare won just because he’s played by my idol, George Watsky. I mean he KILLED IT in the second verse! If he would’ve been played by anyone else he wouldn’t have rocked the second verse like Watsky did and I would’ve said Dr Seuss won because the Cat in the Hat PWNED (also a huge nicepeter fan) (things 1 and 2 were annoying…)
I read your stuff @ 11:12 pm
I know you want to let us know the sources, but you really should put those at the very end of the song. No one wants to be reading and all of sudden read a title of a grave stone or random dates rather then the lyrics. I didn’t come here to read titles, I came to read along.
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tykiller @ 4:08 pm
nice peter you rock!!!!!!!
skater4life @ 9:28 pm
i think Shakespeare won..Bustah Rhymes better watch out! LOL
Big Boi 209 @ 8:34 am
its hard to decide cuz Shakespeare came back when he started to rap like Busta Rhymes! I’m given it to Shakespeare
willz pillz :) @ 3:38 pm
i dont care what the f**k you guys say dr. suess won bigtime
willz pillz :) @ 3:39 pm
skater4life you need to shut the f##k up dr.suess won bigtime!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
willz pillz :) @ 3:40 pm
tykilla has the rigth idea
Gage Foster @ 1:45 pm
dr. suess did not really won because his characters the cat and the hat and also thing one and two but I quess he still wins
Bryan @ 9:50 am
things 1 and two didn’t need to be introduced by no shabby tabby, he’s just a pin-master… “let’s see how you rap versus things 1 and two’ ?? how is shakespeare gonna get another chance to rap after his second verse? then he’s sweating bullets quill-writing as if he could just interrupt them like monroe’s dope flow… need jobs, need jobs, where he at?
Bryan @ 10:03 am
and apparently dr seuss played by mickey meyer if you got room for it lybio
Thank you Bryan, sure we have room, where do we put it, thank you.
the best rapper @ 11:55 am
@netraameht: no he got it right dumb @ss
kanti @ 6:39 am
At the end of thing 1 & 2′s rap it is “yo, you just got played” not “you, you just got played” gg for the erb-h lyrics
Thank you Kanti, please see above for your review.
kanti @ 6:53 am
In the cat in the hat’s rap it is “and cindy lou WHO is afraid to go near you”
Thank you Kanti, please see above for your review.
Shaggerman-BOLO @ 4:59 pm
f*k u all u all suk cos i won bitch*s Yeseh
bryan @ 1:48 pm
Why does everyone say that dr seuss won it was clearly william shakespear.
Lance McDonald @ 11:50 pm
Has to be one of my favorite rap battles out of all of them. These videos are awesome!