Nice Peter – Abe Lincoln VS Chuck Norris Epic Rap Battles Of History #3

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Nice Peter – Abe Lincoln VS Chuck Norris Epic Rap Battles Of History #3

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[Nice Peter – Abe Lincoln VS Chuck Norris Epic Rap Battles Of History #3]

[Intro]
Abe Lincoln VS Chuck Norris

[Abe Lincoln – Nice Peter]
Four score and 65 years in the past
I won the Civil War with my beard
Now I’m here to whup your zss
I’ve read up on your facts
You cure cancer with your tears?
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Well, tell me Chuck how come you never sat down and cried on your career?
You’re a washed up has been on TV selling Total Gyms
And you’re gonna lose this battle
Like you lost Return of the Dragon
I’ll rip your chest hairs out
Put em’ in my mouth
I’ll squash you like I squashed the South
I never told a lie
And I won’t start now
You’re a horse with a limp
I’ll put you down.

[Chuck Norris – Lloyd Ahlquist]
This isn’t Gettysburg, punk
I’d suggest retreating
For I invented rap music
When my heart started beating
Chuck Norris doesn’t battle
He just allow you to lose
My raps will blow your mind like a verbal John Wilkes Booth

[Abe Lincoln – Nice Peter]
I’ve got my face on the side of a mountain
You voted for John McCain
I’ve got a bucket full of my head and I’m about to make it rain
You block bullets with your beard?
I catch em’ with my skull
I’d make fun of Walker, Texas Ranger but I’ve never ever seen that show

[Chuck Norris – Lloyd Ahlquist]
I am Chuck Fzcking Norris!
I’ve spread more blood and gore
Than forty score of your puny Civil Wars, bitch
I split the Union with a roundhouse kick
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I wear a black belt on the beard that I grow on my d–k
I attack sharks when I smell them bleed
I don;t go swimming
Water just wants to be around me
My fists make the speed of light
Wish that it was faster
You may have freed the slaves
But Chuck is everyone’s master

[Voice Over]
Who won?
Who’s Next?

You decide?
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Nice Peter – Abe Lincoln VS Chuck Norris Epic Rap Battles Of History #3. I’ve read up on your facts. You cure cancer with your tears? Source: LYBIO.net. Well, tell me Chuck how come you never sat down and cried on your career? You’re a washed up has been on TV selling Total Gyms. And you’re gonna lose this battle. Like you lost Return of the Dragon. I’ll rip your chest hairs out. Complete Full Text, Written Words, Reader, Lyrics, Song, Words And Text By Nice Peter – Abe Lincoln VS Chuck Norris Epic Rap Battles Of History #3.

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Comments on Nice Peter – Abe Lincoln VS Chuck Norris Epic Rap Battles Of History #3 Leave a Comment

billy cross @ 1:26 pm #

abe lincoln won. Im nice peters bigest fan He is the master epicness and rap

vasko @ 2:04 pm #

im chuk fucking norris

PRINCESS @ 11:43 pm #

I <3 EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISYTORY

Blxxdy Princess @ 1:19 pm #

CHUCK NORRIS WON when he pointed out he invented rap when his heart started beating :)

elias @ 3:46 pm #

chuck norris no discution he can split the union with a roundhosekick and attack sharks when he smels them bleed

fire @ 11:23 pm #

chuck norris’ heart started beating after abe lincoln was dead so abe lincoln invented rap

Zecon @ 10:59 am #

“Make the speed of light” is not said twice.

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Pip Boy @ 4:39 am #

Hey guys, usin my Pip Boy 3000
in the Vault, i think Chuck Norris
Won because he’ll split the Union with a round house kick. And Chuck is Everyones master. K gtg kill some Giant Worker Ants. Pip Boy out!
-walks away-

ME @ 12:27 pm #

chucks a horse with a limp and abes gonna put him DOWNNNN!

Chuck Norris @ 7:40 pm #

I won

Abraham Lincoln @ 6:30 am #

Well, Chuck DID comment that he won… :'(

Laser King @ 4:00 am #

Abe Lincon won , he has his face on the side of a mountain.

Abe Lincoln @ 7:35 pm #

I won.

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