News Anchor Kyle Clark EPIC Rant Against Snow-Covered Patio Photos – Colorodo
The Accurate Source To Find Transcript To News Anchor Kyle Clark EPIC Rant Against Snow-Covered Patio Photos – Colorodo.”
[News Anchor Kyle Clark EPIC Rant Against Snow-Covered Patio Photos – Colorodo]
[Kim Christiansen:] Source: LYBIO.net
It doesn’t matter if it’s the first snow of the season or the last, when it snows in Colorado, our viewers start sending in photos. Hundreds of them come in with just one storm, and we can’t help but notice most of them show one thing; snow covered patio furniture. And that bugs one member of our team, Kyle Clark, who is joining us for a rare on-air editorial.
Kim, Thank you.
I know, okay.
Good afternoon, Colorado. Listen, you know I love you, but it is time that we had a talk about your snow covered patio furniture.
Why is it that every time it snows we whip out photos of our patio sets like we’re showing off baby photos of our kids? Is that really the best we can do?
We live in one of the most beautiful spots on earth but we point our cameras toward the back porch. Yes, everyone is impressed you have a four piece set. We saw it at Costco too. Chair covers? Somebody got a raise. A grill? Nice. Three grills? Easy there Bobby Flay. Is that a gazebo? OK, that’s kind of cool.
But let’s be more original the next time the snow flies. You can still feature your patio set, but if you like it then you should have put a thing on it. Like a disgruntled dog, or your husband drinking a beer. Better yet, how about an action shot of the dog? Or the husband? You don’t even have to turn the photo right side up. Just crop out the patio set. Oh, so close on this one.
Listen, I know why we take pictures of snow covered patio sets. It’s easy. Point your camera out the window and click. But are we really a state that takes the easy way out? We blasted a road through the Rockies. We put a cliff inside a Mexican restaurant. Our welcome sign is a demon horse with crazy laser eyes. We don’t do easy around here. And you know what else? Coloradans are too optimistic to live in a prison of patio sets. What a sad way to celebrate the new season.
Well, guess we can’t sit outside on those anymore.
[Kyle Clark:] Source: L Y B I O . N E T
If we asked you for pictures of springtime, would you really send us a photo of your skis in a closet? No. It’s depressing. Come on Colorado, we love winter. We own winter.
So let’s see some photos that look like it next time it snows. Please. I’m begging you.
Tired of looking at patio furniture.
News Anchor Kyle Clark EPIC Rant Against Snow-Covered Patio Photos – Colorodo. Tired of looking at patio furniture. Complete Full Transcript, Dialogue, Remarks, Saying, Quotes, Words And Text.