Mychonny – Draw My Life
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[Mychonny – Draw My Life]
[John Luc (Mychonny)] Source: LYBIO.net
Yo, what up? It’s Chonny and this is Draw My Life. So January 18th marked the birth of a God, a new baby Je– no, not really. I was actually a fat, ugly baby. Apparently my mom loved eating KFC when she was pregnant. So that’s probably why I’m fat now. Thanks a lot mom. My mom was going to name me Joan like Joan of Arc. But the nurse said that was a woman’s name. I’m a boy, mom.
I also found out my dad was watching soccer during my birth at home. Thanks a lot, dad. My dad is a definition of an Asian father. I barely saw him as a child because he was always working. He was a loud and angry man. One time there was a tarantula in my room and my dad, he squished it with his bare hands, spider dad.
Another time there was a mouse in the house and my dad; he kicked it in the face, grabbed it by the tail and then threw it over the neighbor’s house. There was also a possum living in our ceiling, but my dad took care of that too. I remember eating some weird dinner. I wish I was half as brave as my dad.
My mom is a strict, but a loving mother. Every second of the day, I had to study. I remember that I had to watch hours of a show called learn your time tables; my God. But she only did it because she cared, always worrying about me and my future. I had the best mom in the world.
[Mychonny] Source: LYBIO.net
Oh, I’ve also got a sister. She is four years older than me and because of the age gap, we never had a really close relationship, but I still love her. Don’t tell her I said that though. I don’t remember much of my childhood. I do remember I almost drowned, a closet fell on me and I stopped playing in the living room when the stereo turned on by itself. I also remember trying to eat really fast like my dad does. But I got a bone lodged in my throat. I had to go to the hospital. [It’s all really faint, but.]
During primary school, I was all right. I had a lot of friends and I was a bit of a bully. I met this new kid in school and I stole his popcorn. And he retaliated by fly kicking me in the face. The next day, we became best friends. I wish life was simple like those days. I had a massive crush on this girl too. But I never had the guts to say anything. I always choked when I walked up to her. And in the end, my best friend went out with her and I was devastated. I went home and I fly kicked my wall. But the thing was my leg got stuck in it and my dad whipped me like I was Jesus from Passion of the Christ. My best friend and I were forced to go to different high schools. He was the first and only best friend I would ever have. I went to a Catholic High School and I’m Buddhist. Thanks, mom and dad.
I was a typical Asian nerd who liked to read books. One time I was reading a book and a guy threw an orange at me, pretty funny. I managed to make new friends in high schools through antics in class and that’s when we created the Lame-o-McLame gang. We weren’t very popular. We used to play Lord of the Rings in the oval and we created a heavy rock metal band and all the guys that say silly stuff to girls, very embarrassing. Oh, I also had my first girl friend in high school. She was white too, so my parents were like, wow. But it didn’t really work out and I broke with her. On MSN when I was 15. Oh, my God.
The later years of high school, all I did was be a big asshole. And one day, a giant crow took a giant shit on my head and everyone was laughing at me and that’s when I learned about Karma. And I had to change my act a little. So I stopped being an ass and I started being the cool guy making videos instead. Videos were pretty cool. I started to get friends, new fans and all of that, it was beautiful. But then it started to turn a bit sour and I didn’t really like it that much.
[Mychonny] Source: LYBIO.net
I started to stay home more because when I went outside, I got paranoid that people noticing me and seeing me. So I cut my hair, but that didn’t really help too.
A lot of people started to harass me on the streets saying, aww – you think you’re better than me. But you know I didn’t really pay attention. I felt like I had no more personal space and I was suffocating a bit and I didn’t know if I made the right decision with YouTube. So that’s why I always took breaks off it, on and off and I guess I’ve finally realized that YouTube, it’s a good thing for me and I’m grateful for it because I’ve got my fans and all my family supporting me. So I thank you for that. I love you. I’m not good with last words.
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