Mr. Forthright How To Stop Terrorists

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Mr. Forthright How To Stop Terrorists

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How to stop the Terrorists

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How to stop the Terrorists?

Terrorvision

MR FORTHRIGHT

[Mr. Forthright]
Create a hit reality TV show to catch a terrorist, extreme make over extremist edition, America’s top home land security agent; dancing with the CIA.

Embrace Fear

[Mr. Forthright]
Terrorists want you to be afraid. If you are already in a state of constant fear, they can’t affect you. Release snakes randomly throughout your house. Drive down the wrong side of the street blindfolded while public speaking; only drink expired milk.

2 Birds. 1 Stone.

[Mr. Forthright]
Solve two problems at once through an extensive propaganda campaign, persuade terrorists that the real threat to civilization is slow WiFi.

Embrace Attitude

[Mr. Forthright]
Show no fear! Buy those ‘No Fear’ shirts, we’re like 50 of them at once, no only does that emphasize that you have no fear, it conveniently creates a bullet-proof vest.

Location, Location, Location

[Mr. Forthright]
Terrorists target large cities, even a sparsely populated area like in the middle of the Sahara desert, actually maybe pick another desert.

Fear No Flight

[Mr. Forthright]
Prove you aren’t afraid of flying, go through airport security shouting, ‘you can’t stop me, you can’t stop me, nobody can stop me’!

Embrace Flowers

[Mr. Forthright]
Fight fear with flowers, not guns, but just in case that doesn’t work, make sure you carrying roses with very sharp thorns.

Anger Management

[Mr. Forthright]
Encourage terrorists to take out your anger through healthier alternatives, like maybe roller derby.

After-School Options

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Often impressively youth more after-school programs. Give them safer things to get radicalized in; team moms against bombs, hooked on fishing not hijacking, quilting is better than blowing stuff up.

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