Mr. Forthright How to Get Out of Jury Duty

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Mr. Forthright How to Get Out of Jury Duty

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Mr. Forthright:
How to Get Out of Jury Duty

Claim Involvement

Claim you’re involved in the crime being investigated.

Sell!

Sell!

Sell!

Throughout the proceedings ask the attorneys if they are interested in buying fresh human organs.

Runaway Jury

Make sure you mention your favorite movie as Runaway Jury with John Cusack.

Runaway Bronco

Talk about how excited you are about being on the Jury for the first time since the O.J. Simpson murder trial.

Be Pre-Occupied

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Ask a lot of questions involving Jews. You don’t have to be for, or against Jews. Just appear to be overly concerned about them. How many Jews are involved in this case? Are there going to be any Jews on the Jury? Are you a Jewish? What about you? Hey, you over there, are you a Jewish?

Adopt-a-con

Legally adopt the defendant as your child.

Judy Duty Not Jury Duty

Convince everyone you’re actually supposed to be at a taping for Judge Judy.

Show me the money?

Ask the Judge if this is one of those cases where you’re allowed to accept bribes.

BE HEARD

Walk into the courthouse with a megaphone shouting.

Guilty!

Guilty!

Guilty!

Guilty!

If someone tries to take your megaphone, sentence them to five years in jerk prison.

Roll on.

Try to roll your eyes every few seconds, no matter what questions you’re asked. Say whatever and roll your eyes. “Whatever.”

Play the Victim

Claim you have a bias. No matter what the crime say, you’re a victim of that too. You’re a victim of murder? Yes.

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Mr. Forthright How to Get Out of Jury Duty

Mr. Forthright How to Get Out of Jury Duty

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