Monty Python’s The Life Of Brian I Want To Be A Woman

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Monty Python’s The Life Of Brian I Want To Be A Woman

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[Monty Python’s The Life Of Brian I Want To Be A Woman]

[Judith:] I do feel, Reg, that any Anti-Imperialist group like ours must reflect such a divergence of interests within its power-base.

[Reg:] Agreed. Francis?

[Francis:] Yeah. I think Judith’s point of view is very valid, Reg, provided the Movement never forgets that it is the inalienable right of every man–

[Stan:] Or woman.

[Francis:] Or woman… to rid himself–

[Stan:] Or herself.

[Francis:] Or herself.

[Reg:] Agreed.

[Francis:] Thank you, brother.

[Stan:] Or sister.

[Francis:] Or sister. Where was I?

[Reg:] I think you’d finished.

[Francis:] Oh. Right.

[Reg:] Furthermore, it is the birthright of every man–

[Stan:] Or woman.

[Reg:] Why don’t you shut up about women, Stan. You’re putting us off.

[Stan:] Women have a perfect right to play a part in our movement, Reg.

[Francis:] Why are you always on about women, Stan?

[Stan:] I want to be one.

[Reg:] What?

[Stan:] I want to be a woman. From now on, I want you all to call me ‘Loretta’.

[Reg:] What?!

[Loretta:] It’s my right as a man.

[Judith:] Well, why do you want to be Loretta, Stan?

[Loretta:] I want to have babies.

[Reg:] You want to have babies?!

[Loretta:] It’s every man’s right to have babies if he wants them.

[Reg:] But… you can’t have babies.

[Loretta:] Don’t you oppress me.

[Reg:] I’m not oppressing you, Stan. You haven’t got a womb! — Where’s the fetus going to gestate?! You going to keep it in a box?!

[Loretta:] [crying]

[Judith:] Here! I– I’ve got an idea. Suppose you agree that he can’t actually have babies, not having a womb, which is nobody’s fault, not even the Romans’, but that he can have the right to have babies.

[Francis:] Good idea, Judith. We shall fight the oppressors for your right to have babies, brother. Sister. Sorry.

[Reg:] What’s the point?

[Francis:] What?

[Reg:] What’s the point of fighting for his right to have babies when he can’t have babies?!

[Francis:] It is symbolic of our struggle against oppression.

[Reg:] Symbolic of his struggle against reality.

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